The reason behind Banger Boy's depression

[captainfog]

is that Vaughan has been nailing his wife......

at least that's what a work colleague just told me in my work's canteen. According to him...

1) Tresco's wife is a real goer who was famous in cricketing circles for shagging around

2) Everytime he went on tour there were rumours she was screwing around

3) This was already 'stressing' Tresco, however, last winter Tresco went to Australia whilst injured Vaughan was in England, however, news filtered through to Tresco that Vaughan was banging his missus whilst he was away. He found out, it sent him over the edge and he went home.


This all sounds terribly far fetched, however, my mate claims to be friends with some city lawyer types in London (he is a lawyer himself so this much is plausable) who have told him that there have been several court injunctions to stop this going to the press.

Anyway, you heard this crazy coocoo bananas story here first.....

[Neil Young]

I heard he was shagging Peter Beardsley's wife. Or Kenny's. Or he was caught in bed with Ian Bishop and Trevor Morley.

[captainfog]

I heard he was shagging Peter Beardsley's wife. Or Kenny's. Or he was caught in bed with Ian Bishop and Trevor Morley.

No, it was Archie Bishop and Trevor McDonald

[Shaggy]

I heard he was shagging Peter Beardsley's wife. Or Kenny's. Or he was caught in bed with Ian Bishop and Trevor Morley.

Surely this can't be true about Tresco's missus? Surely not?

[captainfog]

Surely this can't be true about Tresco's missus? Surely not?

I doubt it, but I thought I would pass it on in the spirit of gossip and idle tittle tattle.

It would explain a few things though

[steveheighwayrobbery]

I heard he was shagging Peter Beardsley's wife. .

did he get the hump then?

[Gray]

is that Vaughan has been nailing his wife......

at least that's what a work colleague just told me in my work's canteen. According to him...

1) Tresco's wife is a real goer who was famous in cricketing circles for shagging around

2) Everytime he went on tour there were rumours she was screwing around

3) This was already 'stressing' Tresco, however, last winter Tresco went to Australia whilst injured Vaughan was in England, however, news filtered through to Tresco that Vaughan was banging his missus whilst he was away. He found out, it sent him over the edge and he went home.


This all sounds terribly far fetched, however, my mate claims to be friends with some city lawyer types in London (he is a lawyer himself so this much is plausable) who have told him that there have been several court injunctions to stop this going to the press.

Anyway, you heard this crazy coocoo bananas story here first.....

My mate works for Sky and said this story was doing the rounds.

[captainfog]

My mate works for Sky and said this story was doing the rounds.

There you go. The story has been corroborated and therefore must be true

[bonzai]

anybody got a pic of her?

[captainfog]

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[captainfog]

I googled Trescothick and wife and a picture of Vaughan came up...

ha ha ha ha

[Shaggy]

There you go. The story has been corroborated and therefore must be true

Here she is, the little hussy...

[Red Chilli]

Surely this can't be true about Tresco's missus? Surely not?

An ex-England cricketer leaked this story a while ago.

[Red Chilli]

There you go. The story has been corroborated and therefore must be true

All it needs is for someone to add the word "FACT" to it

[Shaggy]

Bloody hell. Can't see Vaughan and Tresco ever opening the batting together again then!