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If this materialsed he'd be plumbing new depths...:shake:
From the Beeb's 'gossip column'....
With Mourinho gone, new boss Avram Grant is keen to bring Jamie Redknapp into his new management team. (Various)
:jaw:
Probably in a pathetic attempt to keep Fat Fwank happy.
An ex-Liverpool club captain? Don't do it Jamie!
To be fair, is the guy not allowed to get a job at anywhere where Liverpool fans do not approve of? He isn't exactly a Liverpool born lad like Carragher/Gerrard/Fowler etc.
If he does want to get a job in football as opposed to punditry, then he is not really going to turn down the chance of joining Chelsea is he?
To be fair, is the guy not allowed to get a job at anywhere where Liverpool fans do not approve of? He isn't exactly a Liverpool born lad like Carragher/Gerrard/Fowler etc.
If he does want to get a job in football as opposed to punditry, then he is not really going to turn down the chance of joining Chelsea is he?
You are right Reece, I just don't like the idea of him going there! I'm childish that way :D
kewellnthegang
21-09-07, 08:49 AM
ya can never have enough yes men around ya imo
To be fair, is the guy not allowed to get a job at anywhere where Liverpool fans do not approve of? He isn't exactly a Liverpool born lad like Carragher/Gerrard/Fowler etc.
If he does want to get a job in football as opposed to punditry, then he is not really going to turn down the chance of joining Chelsea is he?
Can't be doing with sensible shit like that! :crackoff:
You are right Reece, I just don't like the idea of him going there! I'm childish that way :D
Well I know what you mean :D
But I wouldn't hold it against him. I don't really get all the hating on him.
Can't be doing with sensible shit like that! :crackoff:
Fuck it. If you can't beat em - join em!
Fuck off Jamie you traitorous c***!!!
:crackoff:
Well I know what you mean :D
But I wouldn't hold it against him. I don't really get all the hating on him.
:handshake: Me neither. I think I said it in another thread yesterday, he may be a rubbish pundit but he is hardly the worst in the world and as a former club captain he deserves a bit more respect IMHO.
Anyway as Shaggy says, stop being so sensible!! You've got me at it now :haha:
Fuck it. If you can't beat em - join em!
Fuck off Jamie you traitorous c***!!!
:crackoff:
That's more like it!
Darth Marty
21-09-07, 09:07 AM
fuck him, he can do what he wants, with who he wants, as I dont like the twat anymore anyway I couldnt give a toss.
as I dont like the twat anymore anyway
Because?
fuck him, he can do what he wants, with who he wants, as I dont like the twat anymore anyway I couldnt give a toss.
still love to bone his wife :jizz:
Fuck it. If you can't beat em - join em!
Fuck off Jamie you traitorous c***!!!
:crackoff:
Man the fuck up and stick to your guns :crackoff:
They like the look of Jamie
EXCLUSIVE SPECIAL GONE Israeli is handed mission impossible
By Alan Nixon 21/09/2007
Chelsea want Jamie Redknapp to be part of their new-look management team in an astonishing move to give the club more glamour and popularity.
Sky TV pundit Redknapp has been approached about the post of Avram Grant's assistant as Roman Abramovich looks to shake up Stamford Bridge.
Redknapp is considering the amazing chance and should give his answer in the next 48 hours.
And if Redknapp - the former Liverpool and England star - accepts, he will become 'boss' to his cousin Frank Lampard.
Grant is loved by Abramovich but regarded as a 'grey' figure who lacks Mourinho's charm and charisma.
That is where pin-up Redknapp comes in as he is a well-known and respected figure who also has the kind of 'feel' that Abramovich thinks Chelsea have been missing.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/2007/09/21/they-like-the-look-of-jamie-89520-19823724/
sean_lfc
21-09-07, 09:25 AM
whips out the popcorn
Watching that theatre this season is going to be such fun :haha:
Chelsea want Jamie Redknapp to be part of their new-look management team in an astonishing move to give the club more glamour and popularity.
So they're bringing people in mainly for their image? Seems this was also part of the reason Maureen was sacked. This is madness! it's surely a new low in football
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redlancer
21-09-07, 09:33 AM
Well I know what you mean :D
But I wouldn't hold it against him. I don't really get all the hating on him.
anyone at Anfield last season when Crouch scored his goal against Wigan will have seen Redders go nuts.
don't get this hate him lark, TBO i'd prefer him at Chav's than Anfield.
We the best fans in the world only want our ex players to be involved in Liverpool then we'd have the likes of the GLove out of a job as KK would be on the turnstyles and Robbie selling hot dogs.
Good luck to him. He'll be crap, but good luck all the same.
sean_lfc
21-09-07, 09:35 AM
I think it's great.
Jose at least got them to win games and championships, take him out of the equation and all I forsee is lots of wheels spinning off the cart :haha:
Got to enjoy it
Kenneth
21-09-07, 09:58 AM
ya can never have enough yes men around ya imo
You're so right. Then again, you're always right :respect:
bazza76
21-09-07, 10:05 AM
If this materialsed he'd be plumbing new depths...:shake:
From the Beeb's 'gossip column'....
With Mourinho gone, new boss Avram Grant is keen to bring Jamie Redknapp into his new management team. (Various)
Put it this way, if he has any influence at all over the shape and style of the team, it is a good thing for us if he is part of the management team.
Redknapp rates himself too highly.
I do hope this happens. Would be a great laff watching chelsea fall apart
JohnDoe
21-09-07, 12:03 PM
I've lurked at a Chelsea forum, and it gives me the impression that The Grunt is a very political and manipulative individual, so getting in Redknapp to appease Lampard would be typical of him.
The Grunt
http://v4admin.sportnetwork.net/upload/379/EMP-4117313.jpg
Neil Young
21-09-07, 12:07 PM
We the best fans in the world only want our ex players to be involved in Liverpool then we'd have the likes of the GLove out of a job as KK would be on the turnstyles and Robbie selling hot dogs.
At least the standard of stewarding would improve.
:crackoff:
thesilverfoxlfc
21-09-07, 12:42 PM
I hope he goes he's one of the biggest pricks and clueless about football and will fit into Chelski.
He is one of the worst football Analyst's ever, i cant stand him............
......especially when he comes out with "I was on the phone to Frank last night and he's really looking forward to the match" or all the other players names he drops to make himself look cool that he's friendly with all the players, at this stage they probably see his name come up and let it go straight to voicemail
Now that Pako’s gone I think Rafa should bring in George Clooney. He’ll appeal to the American market and also the female market. Definitely makes good business sense. We need a more marketable management team!
Neil Young
21-09-07, 12:48 PM
Now that Pako’s gone I think Rafa should bring in George Clooney. He’ll appeal to the American market and also the female market. Definitely makes good business sense. We need a more marketable management team!
Yeah, Rafa's not dreamy enough.
thesilverfoxlfc
21-09-07, 12:49 PM
Now that Pako’s gone I think Rafa should bring in George Clooney. He’ll appeal to the American market and also the female market. Definitely makes good business sense. We need a more marketable management team!
Yeah, Rafa's not dreamy enough.
We have Dirky Kuyt........
Neil Young
21-09-07, 12:51 PM
We have Dirky Kuyt........
True but we were talking about the management team.
Rafa and Pako were definitely a step up from those old ugs Houllier and Thommo but now we need some proper "eyecandy" if we're to make the step up to the next level.
thesilverfoxlfc
21-09-07, 01:04 PM
True but we were talking about the management team.
Rafa and Pako were definitely a step up from those old ugs Houllier and Thommo but now we need some proper "eyecandy" if we're to make the step up to the next level.
One or two of the Chelski back room staff and quite fancy fello's
I think we need to think carefully about who would come in and how their appearance would offset Rafas beard.
I think Clooney's stubble would be a good facial hair based one-two combo. The alternative if we are to look at the British market are limited so I suggest a complete contrast and go for David Tennant.
One or two of the Chelski back room staff and quite fancy fello's
You're going to have to get councelling about your Steve Clarke loving.
Redlife
21-09-07, 01:07 PM
:jaw:
Probably in a pathetic attempt to keep Fat Fwank happy.
That's pretty much what they suggested on SSN. Redknapp to act as a liaison to the English players in the Chav squad.
I don't even know what that means in reality. Why do they need a liaison?
Neil Young
21-09-07, 01:10 PM
I think we need to think carefully about who would come in and how their appearance would offset Rafas beard.
I think Clooney's stubble would be a good facial hair based one-two combo. The alternative if we are to look at the British market are limited so I suggest a complete contrast and go for David Tennant.
The contrast idea is pretty good. I did think of Jude Law but he might be something of a loose cannon.
If you think it's worth sounding him out I'll ask him next time I see him.
Red_Polo
21-09-07, 01:12 PM
Fucking hell how bizarre, this thread has just reminded me that last night I had a dream that I (semi) accidentally killed Jamie Redknapp. :haha:
Fucking hell how bizarre, this thread has just reminded me that last night I had a dream that I had a semi over Jamie Redknapp. :haha:
:eyebrow:
Red_Polo
21-09-07, 01:20 PM
:eyebrow:
:D
All I can remember is grabbing him by the scruff of the neck and shaking him, next thing he was cold and lifeless. I mean I find his punditry annoying, but fucking hell :jaw:
Neil Young
21-09-07, 01:21 PM
All I can remember is grabbing him by the scruff of the neck and shaking him, next thing he was cold and lifeless.
Are you talking about Jamie Redknapp or your semi?
Are you talking about Jamie Redknapp or your semi?
ahahahahaha :haha:
The contrast idea is pretty good. I did think of Jude Law but he might be something of a loose cannon.
If you think it's worth sounding him out I'll ask him next time I see him.
I would rather we didn't have the most punchable face in the country on the bench. Although maybe it could be a cunning ploy to get opposition players/staff sent off.
Neil Young
21-09-07, 01:50 PM
I would rather we didn't have the most punchable face in the country on the bench. Although maybe it could be a cunning ploy to get opposition players/staff sent off.
I was talking about Jude Law, not Fredo.
desertscouser
21-09-07, 02:18 PM
It gets better and better. I hope Redknapp joins the Chavs.
Mumsafan
21-09-07, 02:20 PM
Sadist
Red_Polo
21-09-07, 02:20 PM
Are you talking about Jamie Redknapp or your semi?
Saw that one coming :crackoff:
well aware of the way this is going to go now
Mumsafan
21-09-07, 02:22 PM
Stop now Polo
Red_Polo
21-09-07, 02:22 PM
My feet are cold
Mumsafan
21-09-07, 02:25 PM
put some socks on then
Red_Polo
21-09-07, 02:26 PM
Ta, will do.
......especially when he comes out with "I was on the phone to Frank last night and he's really looking forward to the match"
Yeah what a disgrace him talking to his cousin on the phone.
Neil Young
21-09-07, 02:52 PM
Yeah what a disgrace him talking to his cousin on the phone.
I agree. I rarely talk to any of my cousins by phone. I am in fairly regular email contact with one though.
How about everyone else? Do you keep in touch with your cousins and if so what is your preferred method of communication?
Kenneth
21-09-07, 02:53 PM
Yeah what a disgrace him talking to his cousin on the phone.
Er, who mentioned it being a disgrace. Silverfox simply said "i cant stand him" because of such things.
Neil Young
21-09-07, 02:53 PM
Ta, will do.
My feet were cold too so I just put some socks on. Believe me, it's sound advice, mate. :handshake:
My feet were cold too so I just put some socks on. Believe me, it's sound advice, mate. :handshake:
I went all out - Slippers are the future!
Neil Young
21-09-07, 02:56 PM
I went all out - Slippers are the future!
I don't know - slippers seem like a good investment but it's so expensive if you get the wrong type.
Kenneth
21-09-07, 02:58 PM
I don't know - slippers seem like a good investment but it's so expensive if you get the wrong type.
The secret is to ask a few different people to get you some for crimbo. There should be some variety and picking a suitable pair will be a doddle. Good luck :handshake:
captainfog
21-09-07, 02:58 PM
Bring it on!
Jamie is an idiot. If he is part of the management team then it will only serve to make Chelsea worse.
Don't hate Jamie, it's not his fault he is a dumbass.
Neil Young
21-09-07, 03:01 PM
The secret is to ask a few different people to get you some for crimbo. There should be some variety and picking a suitable pair will be a doddle. Good luck :handshake:
Thanks for the 'heads-up'. I think I'm going to give it a go! :rock:
:handshake:
Er, who mentioned it being a disgrace. Silverfox simply said "i cant stand him" because of such things.
So he can't stand him because he speaks to his cousin on the phone? :rash:
Neil Young
21-09-07, 03:02 PM
Bring it on!
Foggy is an idiot. If he is part of the posting team then it will only serve to make Est worse.
Don't hate Foggy, it's not his fault he is a dumbass.
:eyebrow:
Kenneth
21-09-07, 03:06 PM
So he can't stand him because he speaks to his cousin on the phone? :rash:
Well I can't talk on behalf of anyone else, but I'd imaging it's the talking about it on TV in an (arguably) twatish way that does it, more than just the talking to his cousin part.
captainfog
21-09-07, 03:10 PM
:eyebrow:
:cry:
reddragon
22-09-07, 01:52 AM
anyone at Anfield last season when Crouch scored his goal against Wigan will have seen Redders go nuts.
don't get this hate him lark, TBO i'd prefer him at Chav's than Anfield.
We the best fans in the world only want our ex players to be involved in Liverpool then we'd have the likes of the GLove out of a job as KK would be on the turnstyles and Robbie selling hot dogs.
:haha:
:handshake: i must admit i'd gone off him for a bit with the shite sky punditry lark - he's obviously a good bet for chelsea as he seems to big them up at every opportunity.
And then I watched 'Britains Favourite View' and he spoke eloquently and at length about Liverpool people and our histroy. His favourite view was the Pier Head.
REDEEMED
If the Chavs want glamour they should go the whole hog and get the 1st female assistant manager...Jordan/Katie Price now thats glamour right?
Fuck it. If you can't beat em - join em!
Fuck off Jamie you traitorous c***!!!
:crackoff:
it didnt take you long!!
Kilteragh
24-09-07, 12:20 AM
That's pretty much what they suggested on SSN. Redknapp to act as a liaison to the English players in the Chav squad.
I don't even know what that means in reality. Why do they need a liaison?
Richard Keyes challenged him on it before the Newcastle game and Jamie denied there was any discussion about it and that he worked for Sky.
Keyes smirked and said "We'll decide that".
Who the fuck does he think he is? Does he think he owns Sky? I really can't stand that **** and I love it when Andy Gray pulls him up when he's talking shite.
I love it even more when the King is on. The incredulous looks he gives Keyes when he starts spouting are priceless. :respect:
thesilverfoxlfc
24-09-07, 12:22 AM
Yeah what a disgrace him talking to his cousin on the phone.
If its not lampard its other players always dropping names i was using Lampard as an example in this case you sad git!!!!!!
Red Chilli
24-09-07, 12:24 AM
Let him go there, he's a rubbish pundit so getting him off the TV alone is a bonus. Add to that the fact that he seems to be utterly clueless and you have a winning combination :rock:
thesilverfoxlfc
24-09-07, 12:25 AM
Let him go there, he's a rubbish pundit so getting him off the TV alone is a bonus. Add to that the fact that he seems to be utterly clueless and you have a winning combination :rock:
Agreed :handshake:
I hate him
Joe King
24-09-07, 01:17 AM
Richard Keyes challenged him on it before the Newcastle game and Jamie denied there was any discussion about it and that he worked for Sky.
Keyes smirked and said "We'll decide that".
Who the fuck does he think he is? Does he think he owns Sky? I really can't stand that **** and I love it when Andy Gray pulls him up when he's talking shite.
I love it even more when the King is on. The incredulous looks he gives Keyes when he starts spouting are priceless. :respect:
Whose that?
paulcooper4
24-09-07, 01:19 AM
I love it even more when the King is on.
Whose that?
Fuck off ben you turd
Joe King
24-09-07, 01:20 AM
Fuck off ben you turd
FUCK OFF- I seriously asked who it is? :confused:
EDIT: Do you mean Kenny Dalglish?
paulcooper4
24-09-07, 01:30 AM
FUCK OFF- I seriously asked who it is? :confused:
EDIT: Do you mean Kenny Dalglish?
Got there eventually superfan:shake:
Joe King
24-09-07, 01:35 AM
Got there eventually superfan:shake:
My bad :(
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