Howard_lfc
05-10-06, 09:57 PM
Went to a muslim birthday party yesterday.
You should have seen how quick we played pass the parcel.
There's a new talking muslim doll out for christmas.
Nobody knows what the fuck it says coz nobody will pull the fucking string!
Some fella goes the doctors. He tells the quack that his knob has turned orange. The doc takes a look and gives him a prescription and asks to see him a week later.
Next week - the bloke is back at the quacks. His knob is still bright orange - and the doc can't understand it..
"Are you under stress at work" he asks. "No - I don't work".
"Are you overdoing it with excercise then?". "No - I don't excercise either".
The doc is confused: "if you don't work and you don't excercise, what do you do all day" he asks. "I eat Wotsits and watch porno's" replied the man.
You should have seen how quick we played pass the parcel.
There's a new talking muslim doll out for christmas.
Nobody knows what the fuck it says coz nobody will pull the fucking string!
Some fella goes the doctors. He tells the quack that his knob has turned orange. The doc takes a look and gives him a prescription and asks to see him a week later.
Next week - the bloke is back at the quacks. His knob is still bright orange - and the doc can't understand it..
"Are you under stress at work" he asks. "No - I don't work".
"Are you overdoing it with excercise then?". "No - I don't excercise either".
The doc is confused: "if you don't work and you don't excercise, what do you do all day" he asks. "I eat Wotsits and watch porno's" replied the man.