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    A few quickies

    Went to a muslim birthday party yesterday.
    You should have seen how quick we played pass the parcel.

    There's a new talking muslim doll out for christmas.
    Nobody knows what the **** it says coz nobody will pull the ****ing string!

    Some fella goes the doctors. He tells the quack that his knob has turned orange. The doc takes a look and gives him a prescription and asks to see him a week later.
    Next week - the bloke is back at the quacks. His knob is still bright orange - and the doc can't understand it..
    "Are you under stress at work" he asks. "No - I don't work".
    "Are you overdoing it with excercise then?". "No - I don't excercise either".
    The doc is confused: "if you don't work and you don't excercise, what do you do all day" he asks. "I eat Wotsits and watch porno's" replied the man.
    Liverpool born and bred.

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      lol
      Officially shorter than Rocket... and that's the TRUTH

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