Duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any Bread?
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any ****ing
bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any ****ing bread,
ask me again and I'll nail your ****ing beak to the bar you
irritating ******* of a ****ing bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any ****ing
bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any ****ing bread,
ask me again and I'll nail your ****ing beak to the bar you
irritating ******* of a ****ing bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?

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