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    Duck joke

    Duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any Bread?
    Barman says: "No."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No, we haven't got any ****ing
    bread."
    Duck says: "Got any bread?"
    Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any ****ing bread,
    ask me again and I'll nail your ****ing beak to the bar you
    irritating ******* of a ****ing bird!"
    Duck says: "Got any nails?"
    Barman says: "No"
    Duck says: "Got any bread?
    Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

    #2
    Flmao

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      #3
      Lol
      Like blood on iron

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        #4
        Good one
        When you feel like you're done, you are not alone........

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          #5
          2007 Est1892 'Challenge Lawro' Champion

          I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce

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            #6
            ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
            If we had some ham, we could have some ham and eggs .... if we had some eggs!

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              #7
              aaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha duckin hilarious

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