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    #31
    Originally posted by thedragon View Post
    Why do you have to use "black" as an insult.

    Tut, that's racialist
    Coloured would be offensive black isnt
    When you feel like you're done, you are not alone........

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      #32
      Originally posted by thedragon View Post
      nobody said anything about Scottish football players just Scottish Football, the standard of the SPL is disgraceful as demonstrated by the dominance of two teams for the last 20-30 years[?]

      And that coming from someone named "McWar" isnt exactly a surprise, your idea of a booze cruise is probably an afternoon at your local kwik-save stocking up on your favourite brand of malt liquor, you probably make alex ferguslur look like the pope, and your rednose [from drinking too much] probably outshines RUDOLPH AND PETER SCHMEICHEL COMBINED!
      lmao - I thought we left most of the dickheads back at KT.


      La tristesse durera toujours

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        #33
        Originally posted by McWar View Post
        lmao - I thought we left most of the dickheads back at KT.
        When you feel like you're done, you are not alone........

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          #34
          I think it's safe to say thedragon is a WUM
          Originally posted by Gordon Brown
          (1995)
          "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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            #35
            Dont know about WUM, but you're definitely a W,

            and if you dont know, that stands for ******!

            And in case you're a WUM then that means youre a wanking unhappy midget

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              #36


              You've really hurt my feelings.
              Originally posted by Gordon Brown
              (1995)
              "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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                #37
                maybe you and anfieldanfield can cut your wrists together

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by thedragon View Post

                  And in case you're a WUM then that means youre a wanking unhappy midget

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                    #39
                    'The Dragon' - anyone seen Starsky and Hutch the movie?


                    La tristesse durera toujours

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                      #40
                      The dragon is on a piss take
                      When you feel like you're done, you are not alone........

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                        #41
                        Originally posted by McWar View Post
                        'The Dragon' - anyone seen Starsky and Hutch the movie?
                        Yes lol
                        Like blood on iron

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                          #42
                          Did it take you all afternoon and all evening to think of that response?

                          Oh wait you were probably sleeping off your morning hangover!

                          I can see your daily routine now.

                          6am : wake up in a pool of your own vomit from the nightly hangover

                          7am : attempt to go upstairs and have a shower to wash the sick off, but fall down stairs, landing in a drunken heap on the floor.

                          9am : finally shower, only for the sick to clog up the plughole and for the water to leak all over the bathroom floor, you get out the shower and slip up, banging your head on the sink..

                          10am : the postman finds you unconscious in the bathroom [front door was left open, either from you coming home drunk and forgetting to close it or because all scottish people live in council estates so it probably got kicked in by asbo youth on crack or one of your equally alcoholic neighbours

                          12pm : post on est1892 whilst sending your 5yr old daughter to the newsagents to buy your daily supply of 200 benson and hedges and copious amounts of alcohol, topped off with £25 of dole money and this months copy of asian babes [which you tell her to hide in the daily record because all scottish people are RACISTS AND DONT LIKE PAKIS THEREFORE IF YOU GET SEEN HAVING A WANK TO A MAGAZINE OF NAKED PAKI GIRLS YOU WOULD GET STABBED BY YOUR RACIST DRUNK SCOTTISH NEIGHBOURS]

                          2pm: Daughter gets home and you ask her to read the Est1892 forums out aloud to you, you tell her its to improve her reading skills BUT ITS BECAUSE ALL SCOTTISH PEOPLE ARE ILLITERATE AND YOU CANT READ.

                          4pm: DAUGHTER CLICKS ON THE NOT SAFE FOR WORK FORUM AND YOU MASTURBATE OVER THE KEELEY HAZELL THREAD WHILST YOUR DAUGHTER IS IN THE SAME ROOM - YOU SICK **** YOU DISGUST ME

                          6pm : Teatime, MORE ALCOHOL, MORE CIGARETTES AND 10 DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS FROM MCDONALDS. REMEMBER LAST YEAR WHEN MCDONALDS GAVE AWAY THE FREE COKE GLASSES DURING THE WORLD CUP? WELL SCOTTISH PEOPLE DONT USE COKE GLASSES FOR COKE, THEY USE IT FOR VODKA AND OTHER SPIRITS. EVEN WORSE SOME SCOTTISH PEOPLE USE COCA COLA GLASSES FOR STORING HARD DRUGS, LIKE HASHISH!!!!

                          8pm: YOU POST MORE ****E ON THE FORUMS FURTHER PROOVING SCOTTISH PEOPLE HAVE NO INTELLECT

                          9PM: YOU HEAD OUT TO THE PUB LEAVING YOUR SIX YEAR OLD DAUGHTER AT HOME, THE ONLY BABYSITTER IS THE GERMAN SHEPHERD BECAUSE YOU SPENT ALL THE DOLE MONEY ON BOOZE. DISGRACEFUl.

                          930pm: YOU GET MISTAKEN FOR A TRAMP BY SOME YOUTHS, AND THEY KICK THE **** OUT OF YOU AND STEAL YOUR BOOZE MONEY.

                          945pm: YOU GO DOWN TO THE LOCAL PARK AND FIND A TRAMP AND STEAL HIS BOOZE, BECAUSE ALL SCOTTISH PEOPLE ARE EITHER LIVING IN COUNCIL ESTATES OR HOMELESS SO THERES LOTS OF TRAMPS.

                          1030pm: FINALLY MAKE IT TO THE PUB.

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by thedragon View Post
                            Did it take you all afternoon and all evening to think of that response?

                            Oh wait you were probably sleeping off your morning hangover!

                            I can see your daily routine now.

                            6am : wake up in a pool of your own vomit from the nightly hangover

                            7am : attempt to go upstairs and have a shower to wash the sick off, but fall down stairs, landing in a drunken heap on the floor.

                            9am : finally shower, only for the sick to clog up the plughole and for the water to leak all over the bathroom floor, you get out the shower and slip up, banging your head on the sink..

                            10am : the postman finds you unconscious in the bathroom [front door was left open, either from you coming home drunk and forgetting to close it or because all scottish people live in council estates so it probably got kicked in by asbo youth on crack or one of your equally alcoholic neighbours

                            12pm : post on est1892 whilst sending your 5yr old daughter to the newsagents to buy your daily supply of 200 benson and hedges and copious amounts of alcohol, topped off with £25 of dole money and this months copy of asian babes [which you tell her to hide in the daily record because all scottish people are RACISTS AND DONT LIKE PAKIS THEREFORE IF YOU GET SEEN HAVING A WANK TO A MAGAZINE OF NAKED PAKI GIRLS YOU WOULD GET STABBED BY YOUR RACIST DRUNK SCOTTISH NEIGHBOURS]

                            2pm: Daughter gets home and you ask her to read the Est1892 forums out aloud to you, you tell her its to improve her reading skills BUT ITS BECAUSE ALL SCOTTISH PEOPLE ARE ILLITERATE AND YOU CANT READ.

                            4pm: DAUGHTER CLICKS ON THE NOT SAFE FOR WORK FORUM AND YOU MASTURBATE OVER THE KEELEY HAZELL THREAD WHILST YOUR DAUGHTER IS IN THE SAME ROOM - YOU SICK **** YOU DISGUST ME

                            6pm : Teatime, MORE ALCOHOL, MORE CIGARETTES AND 10 DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS FROM MCDONALDS. REMEMBER LAST YEAR WHEN MCDONALDS GAVE AWAY THE FREE COKE GLASSES DURING THE WORLD CUP? WELL SCOTTISH PEOPLE DONT USE COKE GLASSES FOR COKE, THEY USE IT FOR VODKA AND OTHER SPIRITS.

                            8pm: YOU POST MORE ****E ON THE FORUMS FURTHER PROOVING SCOTTISH PEOPLE HAVE NO INTELLECT

                            9PM: YOU HEAD OUT TO THE PUB LEAVING YOUR SIX YEAR OLD DAUGHTER AT HOME, THE ONLY BABYSITTER IS THE GERMAN SHEPHERD BECAUSE YOU SPENT ALL THE DOLE MONEY ON BOOZE. DISGRACEFUl.

                            930pm: YOU GET MISTAKEN FOR A TRAMP BY SOME YOUTHS, AND THEY KICK THE **** OUT OF YOU AND STEAL YOUR BOOZE MONEY.

                            945pm: YOU GO DOWN TO THE LOCAL PARK AND FIND A TRAMP AND STEAL HIS BOOZE, BECAUSE ALL SCOTTISH PEOPLE ARE EITHER LIVING IN COUNCIL ESTATES OR HOMELESS SO THERES LOTS OF TRAMPS.

                            1030pm: FINALLY MAKE IT TO THE PUB.
                            Too long to read :yawn:
                            When you feel like you're done, you are not alone........

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by thesilverfoxlfc View Post
                              Too many big words to read not enough pictures to colour in :slurrrrrrrr:

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                                #45
                                Its true they are all in caps
                                When you feel like you're done, you are not alone........

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