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[Harv]

Yes, but some of our buildings are more than 20 years old.

As for your Ben Sherman comment, well, I'll let that speak VOLUMES about Australian Fashion.

When it comes to bars, clubs, nightlife, youth culture etc, you're in the dark ages.

the Ben Sherman comment was a piss take my friend. Hence the *WOW* as in We "even" have one of those. Melbourne is a very fashionable city mate, comparable to London. The rest of Australia's major cities are different. I know London has great fashion, but so does Melbourne...have you actually been to Melbourne?

I agree with you on the nightlife Theres no need to harp on about it.

Your buildings have history, something that unfortunately Australia (as a newer country) does not have. But in relation to modern buildings Melbourne has the edge.

[Ryan]

"gimp and gimper"

All you seem to do is follow us around the board, like some cringing, three-legged mongrel, half-heartedly nipping our metaphorical ankles, almost BEGGING to be booted right in the ribs.

Why do you bother?

I'm 'gimp', you're 'gimper'.

[Harv]

I was on the phone to a prospective employer from Melbourne one early morning last week about work over there.

We'd gone through the job description, remuneration, expectancy, all the rest, and I thought I'd ask him about any extra benefits or incentives.

"We're only 2 minutes walk from the bus stop" was the fcuker's reply.

I swear.

Is that why you are bitter towards Aussies

[Ryan]

Is that why you are bitter towards Aussies

... And the rest.

[dww]

Is that why you are bitter towards Aussies

If you could see your way to stop being good at sport, that would go a long way to alleviate our bitterness

[brendan]

If you could see your way to stop being good at sport, that would go a long way to alleviate our bitterness

Eh? We won The Ashes last time I checked, they're still no fcuking use at football, and they have some good swimmers.

Did I miss anything?

[Ryan]

If you could see your way to stop being good at sport, that would go a long way to alleviate our bitterness

What, like Kangaroo-throwing?

New Zealand tear them apart in rugby, fcuking England beat them at Cricket, they're gash at football, and bar one or two decent swimmers, they've no really good athletes.

Unless you're counting "being good" at Aussie Rules... ?

[dww]

Ultimately though all our teams are good for a year then **** for the rest of history. See our Rugby team, the cricket team this year. Australia also beat us in the last football match between the nations.

Rugby league is another sport they whip us at.

No idea what being good at Aussie Rules might entail.

[Harv]

Eh? We won The Ashes last time I checked, they're still no fcuking use at football, and they have some good swimmers.

Did I miss anything?

We will absolutley ****ing smash you lot when your out here during the summer. Bank on it!

Its funny how all of a sudden 20 years of floggings go out the window when you win a series.

We have a couple of decent swimmers do we Ryan? We could race our second stringers and still streak it in ahead of the Poms.

How many medals did we get at the Commonwealth Games? I hate the bloody comp...but we wiped the floor with all of you.

Ahh good ol Rugger, you have to resort to looking at our results against the All blacks They are the best....they would beat the hell out of any team at the moment. England dont look to good without Jonnie kicking his little drop goals do they

Last time we played England in football i seem to remember us winning 3-1...in London. Id fancy our chances against Ireland aswell

face the facts! We dominate all of you (Britains) at sport.


Aussie Rules players are genuine athletes, more so than footballers and rugby players. I'd suggest you leave this, because you clearly have no idea abou this game.

[Ryan]

I'm not British, so I gave up on the majority of your argument there.

And as for your Australians being so ace at Aussie Rules, well that's why all of our clubs are shelling out fortunes to bring teenage Irish Gaelic footballers over there on four year contracts isn't it?

[brendan]

We will absolutley ****ing smash you lot when your out here during the summer. Bank on it!

Its funny how all of a sudden 20 years of floggings go out the window when you win a series.

We have a couple of decent swimmers do we Ryan? We could race our second stringers and still streak it in ahead of the Poms.

How many medals did we get at the Commonwealth Games? I hate the bloody comp...but we wiped the floor with all of you.

Ahh good ol Rugger, you have to resort to looking at our results against the All blacks They are the best....they would beat the hell out of any team at the moment. England dont look to good without Jonnie kicking his little drop goals do they

Last time we played England in football i seem to remember us winning 3-1...in London. Id fancy our chances against Ireland aswell

face the facts! We dominate all of you (Britains) at sport.


Aussie Rules players are genuine athletes, more so than footballers and rugby players. I'd suggest you leave this, because you clearly have no idea abou this game.

Point of order: we bring up swimming because we don't ****ing CARE. The only swimmer I know is Karen Pickering, and I only know her because I've knobbed her cousin.

As for yer genuine athletes who play Aussie Rules, well fine. I don't WANT to know anything about the game. I know all I want to: it's played by snarling throw-backs in tight shorts with appalling haircuts.

Now rack off.

[Mumsafan]

I love Melbourne and I like Aussies but one thing that annoys me is the way they call us Poms when indeed it is they who are the Poms. Prisoner of Motherland


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[Harv]

I'm not British, so I gave up on the majority of your argument there.

And as for your Australians being so ace at Aussie Rules, well that's why all of our clubs are shelling out fortunes to bring teenage Irish Gaelic footballers over there on four year contracts isn't it?

I know your not British. I didnt feel it necessary to mention Ireland....We all know that your ****e at everything bar Potato sack racing

Out of all the players currently playing in the AFL there are a whopping 3 players from Ireland. Tadgh Kennelly (he is very good), Setanta O' Halpin (****e), and another who is just as ****e as Setanta. Thats it!

[Shaggy]

I must say this thread is very funny.

[Harv]

Point of order: we bring up swimming because we don't ****ing CARE. The only swimmer I know is Karen Pickering, and I only know her because I've knobbed her cousin.

As for yer genuine athletes who play Aussie Rules, well fine. I don't WANT to know anything about the game. I know all I want to: it's played by snarling throw-backs in tight shorts with appalling haircuts.

Now rack off.

touchy touchy.

"rack off" hey!

theres nothing quite like beating Brendan in an argument.

*savours the glory*