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    An England footballer has been given an on-the-spot fine for stealing bathroom fittings.

    England defender Glen Johnson, who plays for Portsmouth on loan from Chelsea, and Millwall striker Ben May were caught at B&Q in Dartford, Kent, on Wednesday.

    The pair were spotted by a security guard putting a toilet seat into a box with a cheaper price tag before they reached the checkout, The Sun reported.

    They also avoided paying for a set of taps by concealing them underneath a sink at the checkout, the newspaper said.

    A worker at the store told The Sun: "We all recognised Johnson. No one could quite believe a bloke like him, with all that money, would be moronic enough to nick a toilet seat. But that's what him and May were doing.

    "They were spotted by one of our security guards, a chap of 74, and cops arrived as they were trying to leave.

    "They seemed to find the whole thing funny and couldn't stop smirking even after they had been arrested."

    A Kent Police spokesman said: "Kent Police arrested two 22-year-old men on Wednesday on suspicion of theft in Dartford.

    "Both men have been issued with £80 fixed penalty notices."

    Gary Double, Portsmouth FC's director of communications, said: "We won't be making a statement."

    A Millwall spokeswoman also refused to comment.
    The future you have, tomorrow, won't be the same future you had, yesterday.

    #2
    It's from the S*n therefore it didn't happen

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      #3
      That would be sooooooooooooo funny if true. lol
      I think it's a foul, and if the ref gives it. He got to give a penalty. I know it's outside the box, but you see them given that close to the area. So if the ref gives it he's got to give the penalty as it so close to the area. But I think it's a penalty. Robbie Savage 8/11/06

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        #4
        Never heard of that paper, oh wait it's for wiping you arse with isn't it?
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          #5
          did not realise it was from the sun i got it from football365.com
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            #6
            Premiership Star Steal Toilet Seat

            Un****ing believable.

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              #7
              That's ridiculous.
              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                #8
                and how much money does he earn a week? What a complete tool(if you'll pardon the pun!)
                Justice for the 96

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                  #9
                  moved to footie forum
                  i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                    #10
                    ****


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                      #11
                      Thats just the mind boggiling
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Parm View Post
                        ****
                        Shouldn't call PTP a ****, that ain't very nice! He was only doing his Mod job
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                          #13
                          Getting high from robbing a toilet seat, better than sniffing coke I suppose.

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                            #14
                            Yeah, I used to do something similar in Our Price. Would swap expensive price tags on CDs for cheaper ones. Used to pick up CDs that were over £15 for under a tenner. Unfortunately backfired one time when I did it with a chart cd and the guy sussed that the sticker had been swapped.
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by SpeedyG View Post
                              yeh crap
                              "When Sir Henry broke a fast, you cursed double glazing."

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