Why.......

[CJ]

Why do all the players that Everton produce look like toby jugs?

Jeffers
Rooney
Osman
Hibbert

all are not allowed out at night in case they frighten children

and what is wrong with Lescotts head. It cant be right can it i havent seen anyone else who looks like a klingon.

[Marky]

Who cares?

[CJ]

i do by the sounds of it.

[anfieldpurch]

Are you sure you are a Liverpool fan not an evertonian with a name like Marsh (sorry mate if you are and this offends you)

But Marsh reminds me of that ex-everton dick Rodney Marsh

[CJ]

there is the ex liverpool player mike marsh?

i am from southport originally and now live near preston but i do now go to Southport games.

I dont look anything like rodney thank god!!!

[Mumsafan]

i do by the sounds of it.

Great answer

[cobain]

and what is wrong with Lescotts head. It cant be right can it i havent seen anyone else who looks like a klingon.

I was wondering the same mate! His head doesn't look right (or at least his hair). I must admit I haven't seen a blackman with hair growing like that.

[CJ]

Great answer

well what else could i say?

[PTP]

and what is wrong with Lescotts head. It cant be right can it i havent seen anyone else who looks like a klingon.

I was wondering the same mate! His head doesn't look right (or at least his hair). I must admit I haven't seen a blackman with hair growing like that.

Didn't lescott suffer from an accident or something when he was younger which has caused it, I can't remember but I'm sure it was something harsh.

[cadmium]

Didn't lescott suffer from an accident or something when he was younger which has caused it, I can't remember but I'm sure it was something harsh.

Yeah it was a car crash I think

[CJ]

ah right as i jsut thoughtthe boy looks like a klingon from afar but when close it doesnt look right.
so i must stop calling him names now i think

[Mumsafan]

Didn't lescott suffer from an accident or something when he was younger which has caused it, I can't remember but I'm sure it was something harsh.

He also had his knees smashed up by the brothers of some girl he upset

[CJ]

He also had his knees smashed up by the brothers of some girl he upset

and now he plays for everton

he has had some bad luck hasnt he!