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    'Monkeys go home' - Romanov

    This is absolutely ****ing unbelievable! He's crackers. From Hearts' official website:


    Monkeys go home!

    The following statement was issued tonight by Vladimir Romanov:

    Dear Monkeys,

    Today I will not be showing your portrait to you. It is pointless. You are one step away from becoming human beings.

    Go and carefully have a look at yourself in the mirror. Don't you see a human in it?

    Stop fighting for the values which the ex-captain of Hearts was fighting for.

    Education and truthful information - that should be your input to humankind.

    Your leader Mowgli is not taking bananas any more, now he is taking money for lies and untruthful interpretation. However he is greedy and makes you collect rotten information from cesspits and poisons readers with it.

    This is unworthy even of a monkey.

    Today I will express my opinion in English about refereeing in order that your Mowgli will not make you tell lies.

    To discuss whether referees take money or not is the same as discussing a woman who gives herself with no love.

    Isn't it better to concentrate on the standard of their work instead of looking for reasons for their poor performance?

    A woman cheats herself and nature if she gives herself without love. If a referee officiates a game based on his personal love, he commits a cynical crime, especially when the public has trusted him.

    I respect those referees who take money from two stupid teams and then honestly officiates a game. They do not harm football in any way. Though it is bad, still everybody is equal for them. Perhaps that is the reason why football in Italy will never die despite all the scandals that continuously shake it.

    I think that is much better than being the champions for 40 years while building up the same system for further 40 years.

    Now it has become obvious to me why you, the Monkeys, were trying to ruin Hearts not only in the Championship, but in European competitions as well. I think it was not without your help that the 'frozen' referee from Russia was selected to officiate our match and that in the games against the Greek side we got three red cards.

    It is not without your help that traitors were presented as heroes thus showing the road to children for betrayal.

    You will always call teachers silly because unlike you they lead children along the correct path.

    Protecting your values in that way just spoils not only football, but also a Scotsman's proud name.

    I beg you Mowgli, take the monkeys back to the Safari Park!


    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

    #2
    ****ing brilliant - that can't be official, it's more ****ed up than the kris akabusi stories - awooga
    i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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      #3
      Originally posted by PTP View Post
      ****ing brilliant - that can't be official, it's more ****ed up than the kris akabusi stories - awooga
      It is official. I got a text about it and had to register on their site to read it. Unreal.
      Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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        #4
        Wow, here I was thinking that'd been through a Babel translation.

        WTF????

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          #5
          what the f**k is he talking about

          looper
          Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

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            #6
            I've had to read it about 3 times - anyway quite busy on here of a night, i usually don't get a chance to log on out of work
            i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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              #7
              He obviously has mental health problems.
              I hate Polanski

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                #8
                Originally posted by johnp View Post
                what the f**k is he talking about

                looper
                Think thats the statement he made about the press.
                Did you see the size off those chickens?

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                  #9
                  ...completely and marvelously off his silly rocker...this monkey has wings and will hopefully fly to the media where it will be ensnared by seagulls who follow the trawlers while watching the fish and crap on dickheads from a great hight whilst whittling things...

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                    #10
                    im not sure what i just read there. can anyone translate deranged babbling?

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Ron_Mexico View Post
                      im not sure what i just read there. can anyone translate deranged babbling?
                      Pity me...as part of an ongoing project I am currently lumbered with the task of translating political and economic media reports, as supplied from translation agencies from countries throughout Europe, including Russia, and submitting a comprehensive, intelligible and credible digest. This would be a prime example of the quality of crap that I receive. I swear it warps the structure of the brain worse than drugs. Drugs are better for you.
                      Last edited by mick the click; 23-02-07, 12:26 AM.

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                        #12
                        Don't this remind anyone of Arsene Wenger's tyrade on why he don't buy any "dirty eeengish pigdog" players?
                        I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like ... victory!

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                          #13
                          first i thought he was talking about blacks were one step away from becoming human beings, then he started talking about referees from russia, and then about teachers and children...

                          i honestly have no idea what this is about, it's like talking jiberish whilst stoned...

                          confusing to say the least..
                          "I have decided to escape, to defy the shogun. Today I will begin walking the road to hell. But you will choose your own path. So, soon you may be seeing heaven. Choose the sword, and you will join me. Choose the ball and you join your mother, in death. You don’t understand my words, but you must choose. So… come boy, choose life or death."

                          "You would've been happier if you'd chosen to join your mother in her world. " - Ogami Itto

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                            #14
                            There's no way that is official.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by anfieldanfield View Post
                              There's no way that is official.
                              Check for yourself mate. 100% official. It's lunacy.
                              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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