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    Arsenal FC to be closed down

    linky
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    #2
    This petition has been rejected because:

    * It contained potentially libellous, false, or defamatory statements

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    Arsenal Football club is a blight on Britain.

    They have just two UK players in their squad, limiting home grown talent the chance to achieve. Development of home grown talent could lead to a better World Cup performance than 2006.

    Arsenal allegedly bribed their way into the top flight after the suspension in the league, due to the World War 1.

    Arsenal had finished 5th but the club chairman is historically suspected of buying their promotion. The club abused the tragedy and disorder of the The Great War, which shows no respect for the sacrifice made by thousands.

    During the construction of Highbury, a horse accidentally fell into an open pit, where the foundations were being laid. It was not rescued but buried under the North Bank Stand.

    Arsenal is therefore associated with underhandedness, disrespect, retardation of British talent, bribery, unsporting behaviour and cruelty to animals. These things undermine our culture.
    We managed to rectify it, though, because it now says, "Cook" where it once said "Cock", and "Pass" where it once said "Piss", so it’s slightly less rude.

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      #3
      Didnt see ne thing wrong with it meself!

      Lawrenson:"Well thats 3 good chances they have had in the first 3 minutes of this half"

      Motson:"" Yes Mark, you could almost say that they have had 3 chances in as many minutes"

      Lawrenson: Errr I thought I just did say that, John"

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        #4
        There's some bitter Spurs fans out there!
        Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
        John Updike

        My son Foster is a fan of soccer. He was a goaltender. His brother was a defenseman.
        George Gillett

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          #5
          Originally posted by Gaz View Post
          During the construction of Highbury, a horse accidentally fell into an open pit, where the foundations were being laid. It was not rescued but buried under the North Bank Stand.
          I fail to see any humor in the horse being left to die that way.

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            #6
            Originally posted by PeachSalsa View Post
            I fail to see any humor in the horse being left to die that way.
            Don't worry.

            "The horse under the North Bank

            One of the most famous Highbury stories may have been a myth all along.

            It had been thought that the North Bank had a horse buried underneath. The legend goes that when the stand was being constructed a coalman’s horse and cart ventured too close to the edge and toppled in.

            The animal could not be saved and was destroyed. It was buried where it lay. However no animal bones were found when the site was redeveloped for the construction of the new North Bank in 1992."

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              #7
              Originally posted by PeachSalsa View Post
              I fail to see any humor in the horse being left to die that way.
              It's not true
              I live with Steptoe.

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                #8
                Originally posted by tsb View Post
                Don't worry.

                "The horse under the North Bank

                One of the most famous Highbury stories may have been a myth all along.

                It had been thought that the North Bank had a horse buried underneath. The legend goes that when the stand was being constructed a coalman’s horse and cart ventured too close to the edge and toppled in.

                The animal could not be saved and was destroyed. It was buried where it lay. However no animal bones were found when the site was redeveloped for the construction of the new North Bank in 1992."
                "Arsene Wenger was unable to comment upon the fallen horse as he was "Looking at the other end of the stadium and anyone who says he wasnt is a liar"


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                  #9
                  Sorry. I don't know anything about Arsenal's history, whether it be true or myth. Even so, I never think animals dying in a violent manner, accidental or on purpose, funny.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by PeachSalsa View Post
                    Sorry. I don't know anything about Arsenal's history, whether it be true or myth. Even so, I never think animals dying in a violent manner, accidental or on purpose, funny.
                    But it was an accident.
                    Originally posted by Gordon Brown
                    (1995)
                    "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mumsafan View Post
                      It's not true
                      But the Story about their dodgy promotion to Div 1 after WW1 is though ..... And they've never been relegated since About time I'd say. Only them have been longer than us in the Top Division.
                      "For whom He did foreknow, He also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of His Son"

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by SouthAfricaRed View Post
                        But the Story about their dodgy promotion to Div 1 after WW1 is though ..... And they've never been relegated since About time I'd say. Only them have been longer than us in the Top Division.
                        What about the Blue****e?
                        Originally posted by Gordon Brown
                        (1995)
                        "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Red Chilli View Post
                          What about the Blue****e?
                          I forgot about them. They've been there since 32
                          "For whom He did foreknow, He also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of His Son"

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                            #14
                            It's just Jealousy.
                            "Let me say for the record, I am not a gangster and never have been. Im not the thief who grabs your purse. Im not the guy who jacks your car. Im not down with the people who steal and hurt others. Im just a brother who fight back."
                            Tupac

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Marky19 View Post
                              It's just Jealousy.
                              So what is there exactly to be Jealous about?

                              Their Great Record in Europe?

                              Untill they win on the Biggest stage, they are Nothing

                              Playing so called attractive Football means Nothing, It's the Trophy cabinet that is remembered.

                              Do you know who played attractive Football in the 80s?

                              Do you know who won the Most Trophies?
                              "For whom He did foreknow, He also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of His Son"

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