Jose Mourinho

[Red_Polo]

Whoever replaces him they will be worse off at least for the first season and probably for longer. So yeah, I hope he ****s off.

[desertscouser]

As much as I hate it when he spouts bollox, I quite like José. He's witty and I loved it when he named Barca's team prior to their match last year. That was absolute genius.

Like it or not, with him here, every match against them has a different flavor with him around.

Although I think he's an ungracious c**t I have to agree with some of what you say. When he leaves, the premiership will lose one of the greatest ever characters to manage a British side.

[badpiggy]

methinks glenn roeder might have a few sleepless nights now. a quick tour of the barcodes uberstadium, a few pies, the promise of a shag from many brown-paper-bag-headed newcastle lovelies, the tantalising dangling (!) of ronaldinho in the january sales - freddie will have every tracksuited business associate working on this though happy hour.

kenyon: jose wage demands are quite substantial

freddie: tell that poofter russian c/unt it's the best of three arm wrestles. a maximum of two pies and two pints allowed between bouts

[LadyRed]

I think he'll be at Inter or Madrid next season.

There's no way he'll still be at Chelsea next season, his insistence on airing the dirty laundry in public has sealed his fate.