Demento loses it again

[Milan_Milan]

what a big difference from 4

but you get the point, i'm not bitter, just observant. watch the scum in action. watch the reaction of the coaches and players when a decision doesnt go their way. watch the way they crowd the ref or opposing players who dare to tackle one of their players. theyve been doing it for years and it seems to work. the stats back it up and the latest example against boro involved rooney staying on the pitch when he should have gone TWICE

Not disagreeing with you. It does work, that's why Chelsea and Arsenal copied it. Fact is your 'stat' confirmed by someone else was wrong. By 125%. 4 and 9 are quite different.

[Ron_Mexico]

Not disagreeing with you. It does work, that's why Chelsea and Arsenal copied it. Fact is your 'stat' confirmed by someone else was wrong. By 125%. 4 and 9 are quite different.

i got it from a second hand source i cant be arsed to look that **** up

4 and 9 are not so different when theyre put in context. those 9 pens are spread over 14 years

[Shaggy]

i got it from a second hand source i cant be arsed to look that **** up

4 and 9 are not so different when theyre put in context. those 9 pens are spread over 14 years

Indeed. I could've sworn I heard a month or so ago they've had four, but obviously not.

Still, not ****ing many is it. Less than one per season, which is ridiculous - and they went years without having one awarded against them.

[Ron_Mexico]

Indeed. I could've sworn I heard a month or so ago they've had four, but obviously not.

Still, not ****ing many is it. Less than one per season, which is ridiculous - and they went years without having one awarded against them.

sorry for the misinformation, but i've heard 4 so many times i just accepted that it was true.

i dont think stats always tell the whole story, but in this case they do. i've heard it from supporters of other clubs so it's not a case of bitterness as Milan_Milan suggested. the lack of pens go hand in hand with their bullying style. i know saying bullying makes me sound soft but i couldnt think of another word

[CharlieMansonsSquint]

Demento shows his class...

Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson launched a terrible hairdryer blast at a Sky TV reporter after taking issue over his interview with Cristiano Ronaldo at the end of Monday night's FA Cup replay victory over Middlesbrough.
The Sun says Fergie called Sky's Geoff Shreeves a 'f*****g *******' and told him to 'f**k off'.

Ferguson was furious with Shreeves for questioning his Portuguese wing wizard about allegedly cheating for his controversial penalty winner against Middlesbrough in Monday's FA Cup clash.

The fiery Scot's off-camera rant was so loud a BBC interview with Boro chief Gareth Southgate had to be abandoned.

The Sun has published a transcript of what was recorded:

SHREEVES: "I asked him . . . "
FERGUSON: "F*****g (inaudible) *******."
S: "Don't talk to me like that."
F: "F**k off to you."
S: "Don't talk to me like that. Don't even think about it."
F: "Don't you think about it, you ****. F**k off. Right?"
S: "Listen, are you going to do the interview in a professional manner or not? Do you want to do it or not?"
F: "You f*****g be professional. You be professional. You're the one."
S: "I'm entitled to ask . . . . Cristiano gave the right answer."
F: "F*****g hell with your answers."
S: "Don't talk to me like that. Go away. If you want to behave civilly, fine. Don't talk to me like that."
F: "F**k off." (door slams).

What are the scum going to do now? First they ban the BBC, are they now going to ban sky as well?

Translation:

Shreeves: I'm a tubby ginger ******* with my tonge firmly up Richard Keys arse.

Ferguson: DRINK.........................GIRLS............... ...........DRINK.............