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    Laughing at Kieran Richardson

    Pointless thread really - I really just want to revel in this lad's ****ness.





    How was Wembley for you?
    By Phil McNulty
    Chief football writer, at Wembley

    Giampaolo Pazzini is the unlikely name that will go down in Wembley history on the day the new £800m stadium threw open its doors to football again.

    The first goal after only 25 seconds and the first hat-trick in only 68 minutes of exciting forward play and wonderful movement from the Fiorentina forward.

    Wembley even served up its first victim of the boo-boys - a richly-deserved accolade for Manchester United's Kieran Richardson, who sadly stank the new surroundings out before being mercifully removed to ironic applause late on.


    Throw in a six-goal thriller that ended with honours even, and it can be counted as a good preparation for when the serious stuff starts.

    But the match itself was, in many respects, a side-show for the main event of simply getting 60,000 supporters in and out of Wembley and starting a new era for the Football Association.

    The new home of English football has certainly stirred the public's imagination, greeting supporters by rising spectacularly in front of them as they exit Wembley Park tube station.

    Indeed, such was the interest that a safety announcement had to be made to fans blocking the exit by taking photographs of the stadium and its centre-piece arch.

    All was brand spanking new and working well inside the stadium's media area (apart from an unpredictable coffee machine) - so what of Wembley as a sporting arena?

    At the risk of sounding churlish, it is vast without being mind-blowing and will hopefully cultivate more of an atmosphere of its own as time passes.

    It is currently a reminder of a bigger version of Arsenal's Emirates with touches of Benfica's Stadium of Light thrown in.

    This somewhat under-whelming message must be tempered by the fact that this was an under-21 game played in front of 30,000 empty seats and in a polite atmosphere that will soon be laced with football's more traditional partisan hostility.

    Italy's hat-trick hero Pazzini was even afforded a generous round of applause on his departure - unlike the wretched Richardson.


    The definitive verdict on Wembley will only be made when a major cup final is hosted, or when England walk out in their new home in front of 90,000 fans for a competitive international.

    Like all new homes, there will be a settling in period and a period of adjustment - but for now this was more than good enough without giving you the feeling that you were inside the world's greatest football ground.

    And hopefully, in time, the PA announcer will stop prefacing every utterance by tediously booming "Wembley..." - we know where we are thanks - and turn down the volume at least to below ear-drum bursting decibel levels.

    Those of us who remember the old stadium, and the torture of joining the crush of thousands down Wembley Way and into Wembley Park station on departure, were pleasantly surprised by a brilliantly-marshalled operation by the Metropolitan Police and stewards to get away at the final whistle.

    One hour from leaving Wembey to White City after a match - a record.

    So as dress-rehearsals go, the new Wembley was a satisfying experience.

    In time the atmosphere will build, cup finals will be staged and it will hopefully grow into the role the FA intended for it when they embarked on a lengthy, tortuous and hugely-expensive process - namely, the greatest football arena in the world.
    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

    #2
    Richardsons movement/positioning was actually quite good. He was genuinely terrible on the ball though. He deserved his ironic cheers.

    We should have a look at Pazzini he looked like he had some real talent, a born goal scorer. Obviously you can never judge on one match but along with Bentley and Lita he sttod out in the game.
    "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
    -- William Blake

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      #3
      Haha good, he's a ****. He had a bad day all round, seeing as the bouncers at Embassy refused to let him in last night

      However, the likes of Bouba Diop (big lad), Rosenior, Routledge and Bentley didn't have a problem....how bad can you get?!

      And Danielle Lloyd
      "the correct decision would have been a penalty for us a red card for Gattuso and a yellow for Stevie"

      LF Clove aka AFII 11/10/07

      "i personally hold you and several other gob****es responsible for the chaos this club is in"

      Revo on DJS

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        #4
        Originally posted by Fiddy View Post
        Haha good, he's a ****. He had a bad day all round, seeing as the bouncers at Embassy refused to let him in last night

        However, the likes of Bouba Diop (big lad), Rosenior, Routledge and Bentley didn't have a problem....how bad can you get?!

        And Danielle Lloyd


        He didn't get in?!?! Ace! On what grounds?!?
        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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          #5
          On Being a ****
          I think it's a foul, and if the ref gives it. He got to give a penalty. I know it's outside the box, but you see them given that close to the area. So if the ref gives it he's got to give the penalty as it so close to the area. But I think it's a penalty. Robbie Savage 8/11/06

          Are you watching Manchester United? Are you watching Chelsea? This is Liverpool F.C taking over the bloody world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post


            He didn't get in?!?! Ace! On what grounds?!?
            He didn't get in to Embassy? Any **** can get on the guest list there and they even let pissed up students with jeans on come in.

            Last time I was there I was a bit tanked up and commented to a friend how the glasses were in fact plastic. 'Look', I said as I squeezed the rim of the quite obviously phony glass between my fingertips, only for the quite obviously real glass to shatter all over my hands and drink contained therein to go straight down my jeans

            Conclusion: Cheap glass bends like plastic, cheap vodka applied quickly stops blood from staining jeans, and you shouldn't try to be a smartarse when you're drunk. Oh and Kieran Richardson is a joker.
            Like blood on iron

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              #7
              Originally posted by Fiddy View Post
              Haha good, he's a ****. He had a bad day all round, seeing as the bouncers at Embassy refused to let him in last night

              However, the likes of Bouba Diop (big lad), Rosenior, Routledge and Bentley didn't have a problem....how bad can you get?!

              And Danielle Lloyd
              She even wanted to go in there with all of those terrible darkies in there at the same time?
              Such an ugly face, such an ugly mouth.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Red_Polo View Post
                He didn't get in to Embassy? Any **** can get on the guest list there and they even let pissed up students with jeans on come in.

                Last time I was there I was a bit tanked up and commented to a friend how the glasses were in fact plastic. 'Look', I said as I squeezed the rim of the quite obviously phony glass between my fingertips, only for the quite obviously real glass to shatter all over my hands and drink contained therein to go straight down my jeans

                Conclusion: Cheap glass bends like plastic, cheap vodka applied quickly stops blood from staining jeans, and you shouldn't try to be a smartarse when you're drunk. Oh and Kieran Richardson is a joker.
                Torres Fan Club Member #2, Lucas Leiva Fan Club Member #1

                going limp; HARRRRRRRRRRRR

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Fiddy View Post
                  Haha good, he's a ****. He had a bad day all round, seeing as the bouncers at Embassy refused to let him in last night

                  However, the likes of Bouba Diop (big lad), Rosenior, Routledge and Bentley didn't have a problem....how bad can you get?!

                  And Danielle Lloyd


                  must have been his poodle haircut and his ****ish face

                  and the fact he thinks he's hot **** for being a scum reserve

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post


                    He didn't get in?!?! Ace! On what grounds?!?
                    I've been there 3 times recently and every time the cock is in there acting the big man, in some gay 'trendy' attire. He's pathetic tho, last time he was trying to pull some dumb blonde (wearing some kind of camo suit) by telling her he was 'Kieran Richardson' and she kept goin 'eh, who?'

                    I thought I'd help him out so I winked at him and whispered in her ear like I was trying to be helpful 'just ignore him, that guy's in here all the time pretending to be a footballer, he's probably told you he plays for Man United hasn't he?!' and she laughed, called him a sad **** and tottered off, so I just shrugged at him and went off trying not to laugh too hard myself.

                    Not sure the exact reason he didn't get in, the head bouncer there is a massive **** himself and I'm lucky my mate knows the owner because he's the only one that can overrule him. I think Richardson usually gets in scuffles though because he acts like a nob and all the blokes in there know he's a no mark...unlike guys like Bentley & Diop that were just there for a laugh, it's ponces like Richardson that wind people up so that's probably the reason.
                    "the correct decision would have been a penalty for us a red card for Gattuso and a yellow for Stevie"

                    LF Clove aka AFII 11/10/07

                    "i personally hold you and several other gob****es responsible for the chaos this club is in"

                    Revo on DJS

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by dirty_sanchez View Post
                      She even wanted to go in there with all of those terrible darkies in there at the same time?
                      maybe she was trying to prove something...although she was only hanging around with white guys and blonde bimbos...Bouba Diop was doing his best to cause a lunar eclipse though so maybe she just couldn't see anyone else
                      "the correct decision would have been a penalty for us a red card for Gattuso and a yellow for Stevie"

                      LF Clove aka AFII 11/10/07

                      "i personally hold you and several other gob****es responsible for the chaos this club is in"

                      Revo on DJS

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