Those little tight vest numbers

[Howard_lfc]

What are they all about? Loads of playes wear them under their shirts these days. I've seen Stevie and JAR wearing them and Ballack had one on yesterday (revealing it when he scored) when it was boiling hot at Old Trafford.

Good job they're only new - as I couldn't imagine Jan Molby wearing one !

[Mumsafan]

There was an article about them in one of the LFC magazines.

Don't you fancy yerself in one then H?

[Shaggy]

They're gay, aren't they.

I can only assume it has something to do with preventing nipple rash.

[Mumsafan]

It's something to do with soaking up sweat I think.

[thesilverfoxlfc]

You can get hot and cold ones. Hot ones you wear when its cold weather and cold ones you wear when its hot like yesterday to state the obvious haha

[Howard_lfc]

There was an article about them in one of the LFC magazines.

Don't you fancy yerself in one then H?

only if they were long enough to tuck into my white y-fronts !

[Shaggy]

You can get hot and cold ones. Hot ones you wear when its cold weather and cold ones you wear when its hot like yesterday to state the obvious haha

Eh? Like those flasks that keeps hot things hot and cold things cold? The ones you can put tea and a choc-ice into?

[Mumsafan]

only if they were long enough to tuck into my white y-fronts !

Eh? Like those flasks that keeps hot things hot and cold things cold? The ones you can put tea and a choc-ice into?

They are called Thermos flasks.

[Laz]

To paraphrase Alan Partridge;

"Error one, right, Frankenstein was the name of the creator, not the monster. Error two, right, Frankenstein is a zombie. He's a type of zombie. It's like people who say Thermos when they mean vacuum flask. Thermos is a brand name. Why are you all staring at me? I'm not having a go at anyone, I'm having a pop at the undead. Do you see any upset zombies around?"

[Shaggy]

To paraphrase Alan Partridge;

"Error one, right, Frankenstein was the name of the creator, not the monster. Error two, right, Frankenstein is a zombie. He's a type of zombie. It's like people who say Thermos when they mean vacuum flask. Thermos is a brand name. Why are you all staring at me? I'm not having a go at anyone, I'm having a pop at the undead. Do you see any upset zombies around?"

[Maestro]

It's something to do with soaking up sweat I think.

Well what is the point in the expensive shirts then?

[Red_hot]

They're horrible. Men should never ever wear vests/sleeveless tops. Only Luis and Stevie can get away with it.

[johnp]

Eh? Like those flasks that keeps hot things hot and cold things cold? The ones you can put tea and a choc-ice into?

But wouldn't the tea melt the choc-ice, or the choc-ice chill the.......

Ohhh, never mind.

[Howard_lfc]

Well what is the point in the expensive shirts then?

just what I was thinking......

[PTP]

apparently they are suppose to improve perfomance - how exactly i don't know, but it is something to do with body temperature, hydration and various other things