Jamie Redknapp is an embarrasment- Icon Magazine

[Joe Le Toff]

'As I sat by the window in Scalini, our family's favourite restaurant, Frank strolled in looking every inch the footballing icon he is. Even though he looked immaculate in his sharp tailored suit, it was his beaming smile that instantly caught the eye. That afternoon's lunch was different from any of those we've had before and despite our close relationship, I even felt a little bit nervous.'

:whatever:

Good grief.
Did a teenage girl write that?

[Redlife]

I can't think of a clearer definition of vanity publishing.