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    Carlos Tevez

    Has apparently quit Corinthians, refusing to train or play under their current coach.
    "The definition of insanity is not running into the same wall again and again; it's expecting a different result every time you do it."

    #2
    I would not want to get on his wrong side....a real bull dog.
    Hope he doesn't make a switch to England....just yet!

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      #3
      Originally posted by fowlen
      I would not want to get on his wrong side....a real bull dog.
      Hope he doesn't make a switch to England....just yet!
      if you put him and Bellamy together you still wouldn't get one neck.

      Top player.
      "The definition of insanity is not running into the same wall again and again; it's expecting a different result every time you do it."

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        #4
        whats up with his kipper? looks like someones stuck him in a bath of acid? ****in good player tho. (unless the mancs get him, then hes quite obviously ****)

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          #5
          i think he was the one badly damaged in a car crash as a child.

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            #6
            Isn't his contrct part owned by a sports investment company with alleged links to Roman Abrahmovic?
            I could not dig, I dared not rob:
            Therefore I lied to please the mob.
            Now all my lies are proved untrue
            And I must face the men I slew.
            What tale shall serve me here among
            Mine angry and defrauded young?

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              #7
              bull dogs, acid baths, car smashes, links to russian mafia..........
              this sounds like one of mattbiscans dreams

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                #8
                Originally posted by Rocket
                i think he was the one badly damaged in a car crash as a child.

                nah that was Ribery mate. He went flying through the windshield, its left him with a scar running down the side of his face.

                Tevez is a bit like twoface from the Batman comics, one side looks perfectly normal...the other looks very odd...almost like scartissue.
                "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                  #9
                  Tevez was savaged by wild dogs in the back-streets of Buenos Aries as a child...at least that's what I used to like to imagine.

                  Actually, he was scolded (scalded?) as a child by boiling water, I think.
                  Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                    #10
                    Carlitos has a scar from the right ear to his chest, product of a burn with boiling water when he was a young boy. Carlos declined plastic surgery since he would have to be out of the playground for four months.
                    if he goes to the ****ing mancs, it will be the darkest day in football since Roman Baught chelski, i seriously i thinking of toping myself if that happenes, he's been my favoret player in the world for a few years now and to see him role over to the dark side, i don't know what to do...
                    "I have decided to escape, to defy the shogun. Today I will begin walking the road to hell. But you will choose your own path. So, soon you may be seeing heaven. Choose the sword, and you will join me. Choose the ball and you join your mother, in death. You don’t understand my words, but you must choose. So… come boy, choose life or death."

                    "You would've been happier if you'd chosen to join your mother in her world. " - Ogami Itto

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                      #11
                      Don't see him joining the chavs to be honest, maybe Madrid after they offload fat boy to Inter or AC
                      I think it's a foul, and if the ref gives it. He got to give a penalty. I know it's outside the box, but you see them given that close to the area. So if the ref gives it he's got to give the penalty as it so close to the area. But I think it's a penalty. Robbie Savage 8/11/06

                      Are you watching Manchester United? Are you watching Chelsea? This is Liverpool F.C taking over the bloody world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by paulcooper4
                        bull dogs, acid baths, car smashes, links to russian mafia..........
                        this sounds like one of mattbiscans dreams

                        Play the Man of the Match game in the sticky thread!


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                          #13
                          check my sig...

                          that's my prediction, thats how good he is imo...
                          "I have decided to escape, to defy the shogun. Today I will begin walking the road to hell. But you will choose your own path. So, soon you may be seeing heaven. Choose the sword, and you will join me. Choose the ball and you join your mother, in death. You don’t understand my words, but you must choose. So… come boy, choose life or death."

                          "You would've been happier if you'd chosen to join your mother in her world. " - Ogami Itto

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Diego
                            check my sig...

                            that's my prediction, thats how good he is imo...
                            The team that will SING Tevez's name will win ? We could all sing his name

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                              #15
                              i think you were mistaken mate, think you read it wrong...

                              need to get youre eyes checked out
                              "I have decided to escape, to defy the shogun. Today I will begin walking the road to hell. But you will choose your own path. So, soon you may be seeing heaven. Choose the sword, and you will join me. Choose the ball and you join your mother, in death. You don’t understand my words, but you must choose. So… come boy, choose life or death."

                              "You would've been happier if you'd chosen to join your mother in her world. " - Ogami Itto

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