which footballers would you most

[kewellnthegang]

like to meet in a dark alley while ya tooled up ?

the neville freaks for me but after i have given them a good hiding they would probably end up better looking than they are now

[bobbyfallon]

like to meet in a dark alley while ya tooled up ?

the neville freaks for me but after i have given them a good hiding they would probably end up better looking than they are now

whiskey nose for me........ wouldnt get tired kicking that horrible ****

would say rooney but he spars with ricky hatton and would knock the **** out of me the granny ****er....

[paulcooper4]

Any united player.
Any blue ****e.
Any Chelsea Player.
Royston Drenthe.

[Shaggy]

Dunno about being "tooled up" :whatever: , but I'd like to meet any of this lot down a dark alley...

Gary Neville :whatever:
Ronaldo
Roy Keane
Tim Cahill
Lampard
Terry
Drogba
Essien
Royston ****ing Drenthe
Andrew 'Pikey' Johnson




I'd add that **** Rooney but I'm afraid to say I wouldn't fancy my chances.

[Gazzla]

Aside from the obvious targets like that horrilbe scrotum Neville, Fat Fwank and Drogba the greasy *******, I would have to say......Eboue and that ****ing gormless expression that he insists on having plastered all over his face.

[Chrono]

Aside from the obvious targets like that horrilbe scrotum Neville, Fat Fwank and Drogba the greasy *******, I would have to say......Eboue and that ****ing gormless expression that he insists on having plastered all over his face.

He was born like that, the poor bugger