Lita's freak injury

[captainfog]

Dereck Pringle put his back out whilst writing a letter

[Warren]

Lita is a cock.

When I was a kid we were playing in a local cup game and our keeper broke his ankle taking a goal kick!! He totally missed the ball and smashed his foot into the ground!! I was playing CB and starting cracking up then realised it was serious and had to stifle my amusement...I wish it was on film.

[Joe King]

Lita probably had a spasm in his third leg whilst having a wank. Dirty get!