Greatest Terrace chants you've heard

[Chiccada]

Just been discussing some of the best football chants we have heard whilst going to football matches.

What ones have made you giggle the most?

[Shaggy]

Stockport fans to Wycombe's Jermaine Easter:

"You're not as good as Christmas"

Reading fans song about Seol Ki Hyeon:

He'll shoot,
He'll score,
He'll eat your labrador,
Seol Ki-Hyeon,
Seol Ki-Hyeon...

[Konstro]

When Wycombe were playing Chavski at SB in Carling Cup semifinal last year the away fans were singing:

Carefree wherever you`ll be
we are noveau Chelsea FC
so please sit down so my wife can see
I`ve been coming here since 2003

[donpisci]

I remember, during one of the x factor farces, just after the Osbournes house had been burgled, they took some Irish bloke on to the pitch of a Watford game and after him singing was drowned out by the crowd chanting 'who the ****ing hell are you?', they started chanting 'who nicked you valuables, who nicked your valuables'

Very funny I thought.

Then there's always the 'gary neville shags his mum, shags his mum, shags his mum, gary neville shags his mum, up the ****ter' chant that I heard off a clip on youtube.

[Pacman]

Van...... Persie.......when the girl says 'No' molester

To the tune of Craig David Rewind.

[Dan]

One of my favourites was our drumming of Birmingham 7-1 in the cup. Our fans, for the whole match it seemed, were singing: "Steve Bruce, Hes got a big fat head, hes got a big fat head, hes got a big fat head. Steve Bruce.............."

FLMAO

[Jenky]

"Theres only two Andy Gorams" - The game after Andy Goram was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

[The Glove]

One of my favourites was our drumming of Birmingham 7-1 in the cup. Our fans, for the whole match it seemed, were singing: "Steve Bruce, Hes got a big fat head, hes got a big fat head, hes got a big fat head. Steve Bruce.............."

FLMAO

Better than that was when his lad came on and everyone sang 'Your dad, he's got a big fat head..'

[Angry Dan]

The best thing about the England game on Wed was the 10 german bombers song

[cobain]

Between two relegation bound clubs:

"Someone's going down, someone's going down"

to which the home fans replied: "So are we, so are we!"

[Pacman]

"Theres only two Andy Gorams" - The game after Andy Goram was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

[The Red Cardinal]

He's scouse,
He's sound,
He'll hit you with a pound,
Carragher, Carragher

(Not that I condone Carragher throwing away that cup tie for us of course!)

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

He drinks, he drives, he spits in people's eyes, El Haj Diouf, El Haj Diouf!

[Guest]

He drinks, he drives, he spits in people's eyes, El Haj Diouf, El Haj Diouf!

He missed the target many times though.

[thesilverfoxlfc]

Van...... Persie.......when the girl says 'No' molester

To the tune of Craig David Rewind.

Bowwwwww