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    #46
    Cole Ashley almost scores. DELETED.

    EDIT: Sorry, that may have been libellous.
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    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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      #47
      14-3 after clear handball from several players.
      Just believe and you never know what will happen.

      According to Benitez it's important not simply to go out to win but to go out prepared to win, which means players have to put in the same level of work on a daily basis. Anything else is unacceptable.

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        #48
        Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
        Cole Ashley almost scores. DELETED.

        EDIT: Sorry, that may have been libellous.
        yes but it was proper funny though
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          #49
          Robinson scores. The fact he's been picked to play left wing should at least minimise the danger of another goalkeeping clanger.

          England 14-3 up. Barkley 9 (9 pens), Robinson. I don't know who scored the other 4 goals.
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          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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            #50
            Beckham and Lampard's injuries saved McClaren.

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              #51
              Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
              Robinson scores. The fact he's been picked to play left wing should at least minimise the danger of another goalkeeping clanger.

              England 14-3 up. Barkley 9 (9 pens), Robinson. I don't know who scored the other 4 goals.
              It wasn`t Heskey or Owen.








              Anybody know whappened the Scotland-Lithuania thread?
              Ohh right,nobody was interested.

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                #52
                Scotland were winning by three drinks to one last I heard. I don't know what sport they were playing.

                It may have been petanque.
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                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                  #53
                  21-3, the ref even gave England a pen after they scored. The ball was clearly outside of the post.

                  They have also missed to put nets on the goals and the useless ref hasn't noticed it yet.
                  Just believe and you never know what will happen.

                  According to Benitez it's important not simply to go out to win but to go out prepared to win, which means players have to put in the same level of work on a daily basis. Anything else is unacceptable.

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                    #54
                    ****e game.



                    I`m going back to see how Marky sobers up so quickly.
                    It`s probably from shock when a bouncer picks him up by the ears and drops him on his head on the footpath outside.

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                      #55
                      Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                      Scotland were winning by three drinks to one last I heard. I don't know what sport they were playing.

                      It may have been petanque.
                      Nobody beats the Scots in a drinking game.FACT.

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                        #56
                        I didn't see Venables on the bench. Has he fallen out with MacClown (again)?

                        Awful football from both sides anyway. Israel are far to defensive and England are playing faithfully to their manager's rigid style of non-fluid football.
                        Last edited by Los Rojos; 08-09-07, 05:58 PM.

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                          #57
                          Originally posted by Quinncy View Post
                          Nobody beats the Scots in a drinking game.FACT.
                          Historians say it's true that the Scots invented golf but only several hundred years after they had invented the clubhouse (with men-only bar).
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                          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                            #58
                            Originally posted by Los Rojos View Post
                            I didn't see Venables on the bench. Has he fallen out with MacClown (again)?

                            Awful football from both sides anyway. Israel are far to defensive and England are playing faithfully to their manager's turgid style of non-fluid football.
                            Being called El Tel, McClown mistook him for an Israeli city airport and banned him from the camp for this game.

                            For similar reasons, Heski will do doubt be axed if England get to play Poland.
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                            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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                              #59
                              Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                              Historians say it's true that the Scots invented golf but only several hundred years after they had invented the clubhouse (with men-only bar).
                              They drank the place dry and blamed the manager for not ordering enough drink.He got castrated and they knocked his balls as far away as possible with a shinty stick.Golf was invented.

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                                #60
                                Originally posted by Quinncy View Post
                                they drank the place dry and blamed the manager for not ordering enough drink.He got castrated and they knocked his balls as far away as possible with a shinty stick.
                                It rings true certainly.
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                                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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