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They're so jealous of us, they've nicked our Champions League badge and changed the '5' to a big fat '0'. Sad ****s. -
no its just the uefa cup badge like the champions lge 1 we wear, the round football badge, our little blue 1 is only for teams who won the euro cup 3 in a row or 5 or more times.Originally posted by Los Rojos View Post"What are ya gonna do, release the dogs or the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you"
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damn the only time watching everton might've been more interesting than watching a liverpool channelThomas Hicks SeniorComment
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Interesting choice I had today
Watch paint dry or watch the Bitters
I went with paint dry.
So correct me if I am wrong, couldn't beat nine men, missed two penalties, European kit and in their 'fortress'.
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The little blue badge can only be worn by us (5) AC Milan (the tw@ts) REal Madrid (9)
And Ajax and Bayern who both won it 3 years on the trotLawrenson:"Well thats 3 good chances they have had in the first 3 minutes of this half"
Motson:"" Yes Mark, you could almost say that they have had 3 chances in as many minutes"
Lawrenson: Errr I thought I just did say that, John"
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the dvd of there european run is going to be another big seller
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Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?
Think we have the answer..Slot!!
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It'll be flying off the shelvesOriginally posted by red g View Postthe dvd of there european run is going to be another big seller
Into the bargain baskets and poundshops
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Originally posted by kurtangle01 View PostIn for a week and out 10 years, in for a week and out 10 years, in for a week and out 10 years, Everton in europe!
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Thats worse than a period,
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Too bad they can only use it for a couple of matches.Comment
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What will hit the ground first...the dvd or the ball, after AJ's penalty?Originally posted by Ben Tover View PostComment
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Just before a pre season friendly between Everton and Metalist Kharkiv, V. Zeze goes into the Kharkiv changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important for the fans but it's only Everton. They're rubbish and we can't be bothered".
Zeze looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."
So Zeze goes out to play Everton by himself and the rest of the Kharkiv team go off for a few vodkas.
After a few bottles each they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Kharkiv 1 - Everton 0 (Zeze 10minutes)". He is beating Everton all by himself!
Anyway, a few more bottles later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on.
"Result is - "Kharkiv 1 (Zeze 10 minutes) - Everton 1 (M. Riley 92 minutes)".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Everton!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his kit, sat with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Everton all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes and so did two others that weren't even playing"
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Do it quicklyIll get me coat
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isnt that just their normal kit, every team have that badge on the arm. am i missing something?Originally posted by cobain View Post!Comment
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