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Originally posted by paulcooper4 View Post****in ave him chilli lad

Gave me a proper belly laugh your post. Normally I just chuckle at funny posts because often you can see them coming, but your post caught me off guard and gave me a good laugh
Originally posted by Gordon Brown
(1995)"A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"
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you sad ****erOriginally posted by Red Chilli View Post
Gave me a proper belly laugh your post. Normally I just chuckle at funny posts because often you can see them coming, but your post caught me off guard and gave me a good laugh
'Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present.
It was her birthday.
Would I have got married during the football season ?
Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.'
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what the ****s it got to do with youOriginally posted by superdan View Post
I have a feeling thats meant to be a bit personal. Theres a fight abrewin
pushes dan in the chest'Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present.
It was her birthday.
Would I have got married during the football season ?
Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.'
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A businessman sends an email to his wife….
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this email, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don’t be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight.
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table …
My Dear Husband,
I received your e-mail and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are ALSO 54 years old.
At the same time, I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman with your excellent knowledge of mathematics, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference:
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.
funniest post of the week!'Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present.
It was her birthday.
Would I have got married during the football season ?
Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.'
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Originally posted by reddragon View Postyou sad ****erOriginally posted by superdan View Post
I have a feeling thats meant to be a bit personal. Theres a fight abrewinOriginally posted by reddragon View Postwhat the ****s it got to do with you
pushes dan in the chestOriginally posted by Red Chilli View PostYeah, I wish I could be a mardy ****er like you :whtever:


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