Brilliant Jose Interview

[Red Chilli]

A businessman sends an email to his wife….

My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.

Therefore, after reading this email, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

Please don’t be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight.

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table …

My Dear Husband,

I received your e-mail and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are ALSO 54 years old.

At the same time, I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old.

As a successful businessman with your excellent knowledge of mathematics, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference:

18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.




funniest post of the week!

Meh

[reddragon]

yer startin lid?:bird:

come ead

[paulcooper4]

come ead

im gettin me fightin tracky on as we type

[reddragon]

im gettin me fightin tracky on as we type

that'll be the pink one then?

[paulcooper4]

that'll be the pink one then?

youve seen it then??

[reddragon]

nah just know the type

[paulcooper4]

nah just know the type

I bet you do fella

[reddragon]

I bet you do fella

yeah - seen you poncing about in town with your blinged up mrs

[Revo]

evening all

[paulcooper4]

yeah - seen you poncing about in town with your blinged up mrs

That was your missus kidder

[paulcooper4]

evening all

Alright kev lad

[reddragon]

evening all

alright revo mate

tell that **** i'm going to ave im

[reddragon]

That was your missus kidder

surely you can do better than that

[paulcooper4]

alright revo mate

tell that **** i'm going to ave im

Where you gonna ave me then soft ****e?

[paulcooper4]

surely you can do better than that

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