Tomorrows papers.

[dom9]

FLMAO.

If that is true, that is brilliant.

Footballing suicide.

[Kenneth]

That's a great read.



I hope the bit about Abramovich giving postmatch tactical advice is true.




Terry really is Chavski through and through like everyone says: he comes across as a right ****.



Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!

He's also less than half as good a player as he thinks he is. England captain my arse.

[darkstar]

I hope they go back to midtable obscurity, where they came from.

[Parm]

well it just looks like things were going downhill from 2005 onwards, surprised that Maureen put up with it for so long.

[Red_Polo]

Also from the Observer:

Avram Grant's wife Tzofit has drunk urine and bathed in a tub of chocolate on TV.

They had the vid of it on youtube earlier today but whoever put it up has obviously been paid off or leant on to remove it

[Dan]

[Howard_lfc]

Excellent work Detective Superdan!

Listen, we all know Mourinho is a tw@t but reading that you get an insight into the kind of pressure he was under from within the club. IMO to get the club as far as he did whilst dealing with all that ****e was a remarkable achievement.

[kev776]

we should nip in and buy Drogba and Terry.

[Darth Marty]

we should nip in and buy Drogba and Terry.

id rather not thank you:whatever:

[reddragon]

we should nip in and buy Drogba and Terry.

Drogba maybe but not that racist Cockernee cant

[Howard_lfc]

Drogba maybe but not that racist Cockernee cant

Ahem! Allegedly.

This is the captain of our country you're talking about pal !!!

[reddragon]

Ahem! Allegedly.

This is the captain of our country you're talking about pal !!!

not my country - i'm scouse not english

[Joe King]

not my country - i'm scouse not english

[reddragon]

ah so you're mam's house is in Liverpool is it lad?

[Revo]

not my country - i'm scouse not english