Has Jamie Redknapp

[Red_Polo]

When he first joined Liverpool, he phoned his ma to ask her why there was smoke coming out of his mouth, she had to tell him it was because it was cold

I once shared a flat with a bloke who was a ****ing wet behind the ears pain in the neck. We told him how to make pasta, so he went off to do it, he came running back about ten minutes looking all sheepish and said 'please help me, I think the water is on fire'

[Dhav]

When he first joined Liverpool, he phoned his ma to ask her why there was smoke coming out of his mouth, she had to tell him it was because it was cold

Surely not

[paulcooper4]

Surely not

Straight up fella, he said it himself in a documentary about him!

[Lee]

When he first joined Liverpool, he phoned his ma to ask her why there was smoke coming out of his mouth, she had to tell him it was because it was cold

You can't make that sort of stuff up!

[Neil Young]

When he first joined Liverpool, he phoned his ma to ask her why there was smoke coming out of his mouth, she had to tell him it was because it was cold

He was 17 when he joined us from Bournemouth. It's a lot colder in Liverpool than it is in Dorset. It's not that surprising a young lad with a sheltered background from somewhere a bit warmer wouldn't immediately know it was his breath condensing in the cold air.

Anyway it's good he tells stories that make him look foolish. It's more than a lot of celebrities do. Do you think Ashley Cole would?

[pezzzer]

if he ****s off to chelsea like has been reported he can **** right off!!

i like jamie, spice boy or not. but to join those kunnttss after being with LIVERPOOL would be shamefull.

i'd still do his wife though!!

[Parm]

Who cares....lets make this into a redknapp quotes thread


"Cristiano isn't the best player you will ever see, but tonight he has shown he is probably the best player you will ever see."

"I think Peter Schmeichel will be like a father-figure for Kasper."
"Holy hell, are my new boxers made of wool? Because my weasel's getting heatstroke" When asked if Frank Lampard is better than Steven Gerrard.

did he really say that!

[andyinswinton]

He is back on sky today.

I don't know how we would have coped without his insights.

[MerseyCider]

Gets a lot of stick, but one of the more balanced pundits.

Redknapp > Souness

[Dan]

did he really say that!

He did indeed

[Dan]

He was 17 when he joined us from Bournemouth. It's a lot colder in Liverpool than it is in Dorset. It's not that surprising a young lad with a sheltered background from somewhere a bit warmer wouldn't immediately know it was his breath condensing in the cold air.

Anyway it's good he tells stories that make him look foolish. It's more than a lot of celebrities do. Do you think Ashley Cole would?

Hello Mr. Parkinson, have you heard the story about my nokia going up my arse?
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