Football Rumours from the Guardian

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Like. It. Up. Em. OK, fair enough, you win. Let's just see how many pages are given over to this next week, once France deal out a shellacking, that's all. It won't be too many if today's suddenly subdued coverage of formula one is anything to go by. So don't worry folks, there'll be another bumper crop of football toss coming your way soon! Sunderland are keeping tabs on Manchester United defender Ryan Shawcross, who is currently on loan at Stoke.

[IrishPaul]

It's a bit early in the day to be smoking crack don't ye think AM?

[Redbug1]

that's really quite funny

[MrMichael]

flmao

[Gordy Boy]

What were the rugby rumours?

[Slim]

FLMAO

[Shaggy]

****ing rugby.

[Parm]

****ing rugby.

funny shaped ball and all

[Shaggy]

Can you even call it a ball? Balls are round.

[royzared]

That is really very funny,