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    Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

    #2
    bit american that,20 squad cars chasing one car.
    do you think he was talking on his phone?
    Parry is a clown. En Rafa que confiamos

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      #3


      I didn't even know that there was THAT many Garda cars in ****in' Dublin nevermind Clondalkin!!


      BTW - That was baz being chased after one of his usual blags, I'm sure of it



      "The Liverpool offer arrived and I told the club to listen to that offer as that is the team I wanted to play for" - El Nino 03/07/07



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        #4
        Originally posted by IrishPaul View Post


        I didn't even know that there was THAT many Garda cars in ****in' Dublin nevermind Clondalkin!!


        BTW - That was baz being chased after one of his usual blags, I'm sure of it


        They were on their way to Crumlin chasing one of the many crime lords
        Was it just me, could have sworn I heard the Garda helicopter overhead aswell.
        Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
        'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

        "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

        * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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          #5
          Yeah the chopper was there aswell

          I remember being in work one night(on the fonthill road near clondalkin) and watching something like this
          Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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            #6
            Originally posted by superdan View Post
            Yeah the chopper was there aswell

            I remember being in work one night(on the fonthill road near clondalkin) and watching something like this
            I watched something like that out my old bedroom window, except it was going around and around the block, helicopter above and three garda cars, I used to hang around with yer man in the car idiot got locked up, and i swear he wanted to go back inside, because he was around for half an hour in the car before the guards came, going up and down the road.
            Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
            'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

            "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

            * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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              #7
              Being that I am from the posh part Drimnagh I have never seen a robbed car
              "What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on around here?" - Taggart AKA Slim Pickens in Blazing Saddles

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                #8
                Originally posted by Radar View Post
                Being that I am from Drimnagh I have never been in any vehicle that wasn't a robbed car

                Now THAT I can believe

                "The Liverpool offer arrived and I told the club to listen to that offer as that is the team I wanted to play for" - El Nino 03/07/07



                JFT96

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                  #9
                  Ahh I miss the days when I could tune in the Garda on a regular radio then watch the jam jars fly down Davitt Road with the police in chase. One time some fella drove it into the canal and the police wouldn't go in the water after him. I think he just froze and finally came out to get arrested.
                  "What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on around here?" - Taggart AKA Slim Pickens in Blazing Saddles

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Radar View Post
                    Ahh I miss the days when I could tune in the Garda on a regular radio then watch the jam jars fly down Davitt Road with the police in chase. One time some fella drove it into the canal and the police wouldn't go in the water after him. I think he just froze and finally came out to get arrested.



                    Ahhh the good old days eh me auld mucker?



                    "The Liverpool offer arrived and I told the club to listen to that offer as that is the team I wanted to play for" - El Nino 03/07/07



                    JFT96

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by IrishPaul View Post



                      Ahhh the good old days eh me auld mucker?


                      I bet you remembered to wrap up well next time then Paul, probably went out wearing a wet suit
                      Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                      'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                      "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                      * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by bazza76 View Post
                        I bet you remembered to wrap up well next time then Paul, probably went out wearing a wet suit
                        Just like the one he used to wear to Pearse Park baths all the time
                        "What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on around here?" - Taggart AKA Slim Pickens in Blazing Saddles

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Radar View Post
                          Just like the one he used to wear to Pearse Park baths all the time
                          Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                          'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                          "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                          * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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                            #14
                            And none off those cars doing more than 40 miles an hour.



                            The Garda Shillelaghs are like the Keystone Cops.You wanna see them in Ashbourne on a Saturday night.




                            Actually youv`e more chance of seeing a Banshee!!!!!

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                              #15
                              Quinncy did you just join the rep.Ireland section?


                              Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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