the lowest form of wit shown again by yourself.
you're a muppet
you're a muppet
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Last edited by Harv; 27-11-07, 02:44 PM."When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey
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thats directed at Kewellnthegang
obviously."When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." NiceyComment
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Is that aimed at me?Originally posted by Harveybirdman View PostBill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legsComment
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I reckon it's the way you gently wrap that arm of yours around her and plant a coy little smacker on her lips, like. They love that they do. By the way Marky, did I tell you I've got a relatively new bird?Originally posted by Marky19 View Postup your bumComment
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no, see aboveOriginally posted by bazza76 View Post
"When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah
"looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." NiceyComment
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cool lolOriginally posted by Harveybirdman View Postno, see above
Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legsComment
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So she was watching everytime I kicked your arse on Halo then?Originally posted by bazza76 View PostMy gf is not really into football, but will watch every Liverpool game on the box, same goes for ULtimate Fighting, boxing & the xbox360. Ohh and poker.Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.Comment
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Originally posted by chrispy View PostMy wife is a mental case for football. Me and the wife own a few laundry shops and every saturday when there's an early kick-off she insists on closing the shops early. I've got full rails in my shops of peoples laundry and i'd rather keep the shops open and make money but she insists on an early close to watch the Newcastle match. On our motorised dish she's watching Serie A, the Bundesliga, La Liga all the time and it's getting to the point where i'm starting to hate football
Do any of your partners do this?
You dont deserve that goddess of a woman. I pray for a woman that will understand my need to watch/go to the match, watch the highlights of the same match on MOTD later that night, and then watch the replay of the match a few times on LFCtv. My girlfriend thinks im obsessed. Which I am of course.Fernando Torres
I dont just love him, I'm IN love with himComment
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unfortunately mine is a scum supporter...
fortunately like most scum supporters she doesn't really care about them, she isn't all that much into football, and only watches the big games, and hardly that...
i am slowly turning her though, she will be a lfc supporter in the near future..."I have decided to escape, to defy the shogun. Today I will begin walking the road to hell. But you will choose your own path. So, soon you may be seeing heaven. Choose the sword, and you will join me. Choose the ball and you join your mother, in death. You don’t understand my words, but you must choose. So… come boy, choose life or death."
"You would've been happier if you'd chosen to join your mother in her world. " - Ogami IttoComment
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Yes. Kaip loves it. And the footy too.Comment
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.Comment
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You're right I don't deserve herOriginally posted by Jazzmaster View Post
She'll watch any international footie but hates all other sports like Rugby etc (like me). She was in my dads restaurant the other night with my sister having a meal and my dad rang me to tell me she was tying a scum fan up in knots with her knowledge of football. Half way through his meal he walked out coz all of his friends were laughing at him coz she knew more than him and he's a season ticket holder 
At times it can be cute and cool but other times it gets on my raving titties.Comment
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Nope. She wouldn't watch us in the CL final and didn't know the score the next day. It's nearly split us up in the past because it grates me that she doesn't even know the merest thing about something that I feel so passionate about.
**** me, I'm supposed to know all about celebrities and cunting shopping which she cites as her hobby
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Originally posted by chrispy View PostYou're right I don't deserve her She'll watch any international footie but hates all other sports like Rugby etc (like me). She was in my dads restaurant the other night with my sister having a meal and my dad rang me to tell me she was tying a scum fan up in knots with her knowledge of football. Half way through his meal he walked out coz all of his friends were laughing at him coz she knew more than him and he's a season ticket holder
At times it can be cute and cool but other times it gets on my raving titties.
Chrispy mate, you have the world's most incredible wife.
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