Dr Gloom - A Newcastle perspective

[desertscouser]

I don't know if any of you have ever come across Dr Gloom's site. He's a Geordie fan who analyses performances of his side and I don't know why but it's alwasy entertained me.

Check it out...

http://drgloom.co.uk

[mick the click]

He wasn't looking forward to this one was he?

But from what I can gather, he hasn't done a proper post mortem yet.

[Craig_H]

Loved his prediction:

Well, the Owen-less National side did not make the finals for Euro 2008 and their smoggie manager got the sack. I would like to suggest that it was his own fault for playing Owen in a meaningless friendly where he picked up a serious injury a couple of days before, so I will………you got what you deserved Mike Baldwin!

Any way, how will the now Owen-less Newcastle manage against Liverpool? …….not very well I’m afraid.....not that it would have been much better with him either.

It is quite simple really, we WONT score (well we will certainly find it difficult) and we WILL concede and we all know what that means.

My prediction then……………………A Defeat!

Especially the bit in bold

[spud_gun]

He wasn't looking forward to this one was he?

But from what I can gather, he hasn't done a proper post mortem yet.

He's done his post-mortem. Click on the post-mortem tab on the site. Todays match is billed as Red Lion Pub XI vs Liverpool

[sonsofthedesert]

That is a quality site.

[desertscouser]

'Absolute crap 1 - 4 Portsmouth'

Man of the match...'you must be joking'



Dr Gloom's rating ... 50 vultures...'a new world record'

[desertscouser]

OK, Arsenal will probably field a “weakened” side but it will still be difficult for us to win this one bearing in mind it IS away from home!

I will be happy if we get through the game without any injuries.

My prediction……………..A Defeat!

[Iceman]

Quality site but the geordies are delusional.....talking about "Let's bring in Mourinhio"

[mick the click]

Quality site but the geordies are delusional.....talking about "Let's bring in Mourinhio"

...well, they got Mikey...in bits...

[desertscouser]

Quality site but the geordies are delusional.....talking about "Let's bring in Mourinhio"

They are without the most dellusional set of fans in the premiership. One of my good mates is a Geordie and the sh!t he comes out with is unreal. I can't discuss footie with him because I always want to **** him when we do. He genuinely thinks that newcastle are one of the biggest clubs in world football.

When Kevin Keegan was manager and they almost won the league it was unbearable to be around him. If they had won the league I would've ended our friendship.

[AFII]

Quality site but the geordies are delusional.....talking about "Let's bring in Mourinhio"

Don't they know that Mourinho will join Real Madrid and Schuster will be the next England manager?

[yukpo]

haha that is fukin brilliant

[Maestro]

They are without the most dellusional set of fans in the premiership. One of my good mates is a Geordie and the sh!t he comes out with is unreal. I can't discuss footie with him because I always want to **** him when we do. He genuinely thinks that newcastle are one of the biggest clubs in world football.

When Kevin Keegan was manager and they almost won the league it was unbearable to be around him. If they had won the league I would've ended our friendship.

That's uncanny...I have a Geordie mate who is exactly the same!
When there were rumours of them being in for Sami, he asked me
"Who's this Herrrpia lad lyke?"

I mean...Sami's only been one of the top defenders in the PL for 8 ****ing years...

[sonsofthedesert]

That's uncanny...I have a Geordie mate who is exactly the same!
When there were rumours of them being in for Sami, he asked me
"Who's this Herrrpia lad lyke?"

I mean...Sami's only been one of the top defenders in the PL for 8 ****ing years...

When I was at uni I knew some like that as well.

[cobain]

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