'Bitters are champions'

[Joe King]

Of their UEFA Cup group

Some dick on 606 said they were champions, what a nob

Another said they are scared the red half will be dropping out of the Champions League and beating them Cheeky bugger

[jonesie]

Open-top bus ride tomorrow. DVD out next week.

[Tinkerbitch]

Open-top bus ride tomorrow. DVD out next week.

[sonsofthedesert]

DVD out next week.

This will most prob happen, they are releasing a dvd of the Sunderland game so this isn't a big step.

[Joe King]

I shall be popping down to my local Tesco's tomorrow

[loco_law]

I shall be setting fire to my local Tesco's tomorrow

Much better

[Shaggy]

This will most prob happen, they are releasing a dvd of the Sunderland game so this isn't a big step.

They're not? Surely?

[AFII]

They're not? Surely?

[Shaggy]

http://www.evertonfcdvds.com/acatalo...sunderland.gif

Dear oh dear oh dear oh dear OH DEAR!!!!

Just been talking to a Blue at work – a really lovely bloke who isn’t remotely bitter – and he went last night.

He said the tickets were cheap and so the ground was half-full of whoppers who don’t normally go. Apparently some big fat cunt near him was abusing McFadden throughout, and later in the game McFadden was right in front of him. The beaut shouts “**** OFF MCFADDEN YOU ****ING ****HOUSE WASTE OF SPACE, YOU’RE ****”, while making a load of hand gestures at him, and McFadden turns round and looks at the fella, looking bewildered and apparently actually said to him “what?”…as if to say “what have I done wrong?”. He was substituted not long after that with his confidence shot to pieces.

[AFII]

Dear oh dear oh dear oh dear OH DEAR!!!!

Just been talking to a Blue at work – a really lovely bloke who isn’t remotely bitter – and he went last night.

He said the tickets were cheap and so the ground was half-full of whoppers who don’t normally go. Apparently some big fat cunt near him was abusing McFadden throughout, and later in the game McFadden was right in front of him. The beaut shouts “**** OFF MCFADDEN YOU ****ING ****HOUSE WASTE OF SPACE, YOU’RE ****”, while making a load of hand gestures at him, and McFadden turns round and looks at the fella, looking bewildered and apparently actually said to him “what?”…as if to say “what have I done wrong?”. He was substituted not long after that with his confidence shot to pieces.

[TheStig]

Can't believe it.

[The Erectile Banana]

Dear oh dear oh dear oh dear OH DEAR!!!!

Just been talking to a Blue at work – a really lovely bloke who isn’t remotely bitter – and he went last night.

He said the tickets were cheap and so the ground was half-full of whoppers who don’t normally go. Apparently some big fat cunt near him was abusing McFadden throughout, and later in the game McFadden was right in front of him. The beaut shouts “**** OFF MCFADDEN YOU ****ING ****HOUSE WASTE OF SPACE, YOU’RE ****”, while making a load of hand gestures at him, and McFadden turns round and looks at the fella, looking bewildered and apparently actually said to him “what?”…as if to say “what have I done wrong?”. He was substituted not long after that with his confidence shot to pieces.

With supporters like that who needs enemies?

[PLY]

With supporters like that who needs enemies?

There's some dickheads at our ground who aren't much better.

[PLY]

Even funnier is the date that they're bringing it out - 24th December!

Just in time for the January bargain bins. And you think our marketing is ****e

[Howard_lfc]

The headlines in the Daily Post today are calling the Everton players 'Heroes' ! It's actually the first time in 23 years that they've managed to have european football after christmas !!!
God help us if they win the damn thing.

Another quick stat is that so far this season - they haven't beaten any team in the top half of the table.