Christmas song lyrics that I can't help changing...

[Jennings]

...a bit random, this....but here goes.

Sometimes a song gets in your head and you change the lyrics a bit. Ok...you don't...well I do anyway.

So every year the Lennon song 'Happy Christmas (War is Over)' gets into my head. I cannot help changing the verse lyrics to this....it just seems to fit soooo well...

...
And so happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
But not the Blue ****e.

[tommyg]

Jingle Bells,
Tevez smells?

[Joe King]

Jingle Bells,
Tevez smells?

Jingle bells
Rooney has AIDs
Fergie got kicked in the balls

[Radar]

My big balls,
My big balls,
Knocking on your chin...

[Neil Young]

...a bit random, this....but here goes.

Sometimes a song gets in your head and you change the lyrics a bit. Ok...you don't...well I do anyway.

So every year the Lennon song 'Happy Christmas (War is Over)' gets into my head. I cannot help changing the verse lyrics to this....it just seems to fit soooo well...

...
And so happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
But not the Blue ****e.

A late contender for Understatement of the Year.