Transfer window....

[Shaggy]

You should text something in Shaggy.

Something like this....

QPR is on the way to make the transfer coup of the century. I have a brother that is close to Mintal and they have agreed a deal with Man U for Ronaldo.

Hmmm. Possibly a step too far, that one.

[Joe King]

Anthony Gardner has joined the Blue****e on a loan

[Shaggy]

2208: BREAKING NEWS - EVERTON in/TOTTENHAM out
Talk about a story that has come out of leftfield - this one's a belter. One-time England call-up Anthony Gardner has left the Lane to join Everton on loan until the end of the season. That is a brilliant deadline day move. Thoughts, Everton fans?

2204: BREAKING NEWS -
TOTTENHAM in/HERTHA BERLIN out
What an about turn this is from the club of all clubs on a day like today. After the German outfit earlier said Gilberto had failed his second medical at Spurs, Juande Ramos' side have after all swooped to sign the Brazilian left-back. Thanks to Sammy 'The Lyon' Lyon for that heads up. Hero.

[AFII]

Hmmm. Possibly a step too far, that one.

What about this one....

Keegan is close to secure the striker he want. Kuyt is the flair player he want upfront to play with Owen. The deal is almost done according to my mate.

[Shaggy]

What about this one....

Keegan is close to secure the striker he want. Kuyt is the flair player he want upfront to play with Owen. The deal is almost done according to my mate.

Now you're REALLY pushing it!

What next? Bobby Robson tempted out of retirement with the offer of a bumper four year playing contract from Newcastle United?

[Joe King]

What about this one....

Keegan is close to secure the striker he want. Kuyt is the flair player he want upfront to play with Owen. The deal is almost done according to my mate.

He can have him and Rafa should chuck in Voronin whilst he is at it, if thats the case

[kopdan]

22:15 "My mate Shaggy has texted me to tell me that Liverpool are to sign Zinedine Zidane. Its true, he's no liar."
Elton Welsby on 606

[Shaggy]

[AFII]

The City fans are getting desperate....

2219: "Come on city, how hard is it to sign a striker? I'd even take Corradi back at this rate."
Scott, Rochdale, via text

[Shaggy]

Hahaha.

2224: "Outside Anfield, I can confirm Quaresma rumour to be true, if that wasn't him leaving he's got a cracking good lookalike!"
Ash, Liverpool, via text

[smither]

Bloody hell, we can't even get mascherano signed up, no chance of quaresma being there

[smither]

Just sent one in, "My mate works at maccys at Anfield, he reckons he served quaresma a quarter pounder with cheese about an hour ago." From Dunk Oldham

[The Glove]

The nearest Maccys is in Walton

[The Glove]

Whats the number to send in texts?

[smither]

81111 fill yer boots