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    Stan Collymore

    Could be joining the Newcastle Jets as a guest player.

    You heard it here first.
    On the Ning Nang Nong
    Where the Cows go Bong!
    And the Monkeys all say Boo!
    There's a Nong Nang Ning
    Where the trees go Ping!
    And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo.
    On the Nong Ning Nang
    All the mice go Clang!
    And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
    So it's Ning Nang Nong!
    Cows go Bong!
    Nong Nang Ning!
    Trees go Ping!
    Nong Ning Nang!
    The mice go clang!
    What a noisy place to belong,
    Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

    #2
    Who are the Newcastle Jets?
    James Philip Milner Fanclub #1

    Curtis Julian Jones Fanclub #1

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      #3
      What the **** are The Newcastle Jets?
      Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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        #4
        Aren't they an ice hockey team?
        rnm is funny,funny like funny haha.

        Goals 2006/7 (CS, PL, CL)
        1: Agger, Bellamy, Fowler, Alonso, Garcia
        2: Gonzalez, Kuyt, Riise
        5: Crouch

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          #5
          Google reliably informs me that they are a football team in Australia.
          rnm is funny,funny like funny haha.

          Goals 2006/7 (CS, PL, CL)
          1: Agger, Bellamy, Fowler, Alonso, Garcia
          2: Gonzalez, Kuyt, Riise
          5: Crouch

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            #6
            Originally posted by Groucho
            What the **** are The Newcastle Jets?
            Are you just following me around?!?
            James Philip Milner Fanclub #1

            Curtis Julian Jones Fanclub #1

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              #7
              Originally posted by Cacodemon
              Are you just following me around?!?
              Nah, that's Stan collymore
              rnm is funny,funny like funny haha.

              Goals 2006/7 (CS, PL, CL)
              1: Agger, Bellamy, Fowler, Alonso, Garcia
              2: Gonzalez, Kuyt, Riise
              5: Crouch

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                #8
                Let me guess, their derby is a dance-off against The Newcastle Sharks:

                Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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                  #9
                  thats nothing mate........

                  Romario is coming over to play for Adelaide Utd.

                  Hes 40yo but he still bangs the goals in, it would just be great to see him out there playing at Hindmarsh.
                  "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                  "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                    #10
                    I also heard that he's gonna be the new Rocco Siffredi in some 'underground' series of films.

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                      #11
                      On the Ning Nang Nong
                      Where the Cows go Bong!
                      And the Monkeys all say Boo!
                      There's a Nong Nang Ning
                      Where the trees go Ping!
                      And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo.
                      On the Nong Ning Nang
                      All the mice go Clang!
                      And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
                      So it's Ning Nang Nong!
                      Cows go Bong!
                      Nong Nang Ning!
                      Trees go Ping!
                      Nong Ning Nang!
                      The mice go clang!
                      What a noisy place to belong,
                      Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

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                        #12
                        I've heard that Collymore has signed.
                        On the Ning Nang Nong
                        Where the Cows go Bong!
                        And the Monkeys all say Boo!
                        There's a Nong Nang Ning
                        Where the trees go Ping!
                        And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo.
                        On the Nong Ning Nang
                        All the mice go Clang!
                        And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
                        So it's Ning Nang Nong!
                        Cows go Bong!
                        Nong Nang Ning!
                        Trees go Ping!
                        Nong Ning Nang!
                        The mice go clang!
                        What a noisy place to belong,
                        Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!

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                          #13
                          Collymore the retard wrote in his column today that he believes the premiership should be filled with the 25 biggest clubs in english history (leeds, newcastle, forest etc) and that there should be no relegation or promotion. He says the smaller clubs should not be allowed in and they would still function fine



                          I just can't get over how much of a tool this guy is

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by -V- View Post
                            Collymore the retard wrote in his column today that he believes the premiership should be filled with the 25 biggest clubs in english history (leeds, newcastle, forest etc) and that there should be no relegation or promotion. He says the smaller clubs should not be allowed in and they would still function fine



                            I just can't get over how much of a tool this guy is
                            What an idiot...how do you measure the "25 biggest clubs" anyway?!!?

                            Newcastle certainly shouldn't be in there if it's going off past glories!

                            JURGEN KLOPP - LIVERPOOL MANAGER

                            YNWA

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by -V- View Post
                              Collymore the retard wrote in his column today that he believes the premiership should be filled with the 25 biggest clubs in english history (leeds, newcastle, forest etc) and that there should be no relegation or promotion. He says the smaller clubs should not be allowed in and they would still function fine



                              I just can't get over how much of a tool this guy is
                              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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