United v Barcelona

[Roboklopp]

THis isnt gymastics ffs

[Roboklopp]

Who cares? THey are all cunts of the highest order

[slimbimjim]

ManUre are playing **** right now. Of course commentators will tell us they are playing a patient European style, absorbing the home pressure and working an opening for the counter attack.

What they really mean is, we are a bunch of bottlers who hope Ronaldo can make 80 yard surges on the counter attack and score.

Rooney is ****.

[TheStig]

Marquez gets a yellow and will miss the next leg.

[Roboklopp]

**** off

[livvy145]

Marquez out for the return leg.

[TheStig]

Ronaldo FK wide

[Roboklopp]

ManUre are playing **** right now. Of course commentators will tell us they are playing a patient European style, absorbing the home pressure and working an opening for the counter attack.

What they really mean is, we are a bunch of bottlers who hope Ronaldo can make 80 yard surges on the counter attack and score.

Rooney is ****.

rooney will now score- just watch

[TheStig]

Half time 0-0

[rodo]

wtf was that before the ad break

[Shaggy]

Men against boys so far but no end product for the grown ups.

[Shaggy]

wtf was that before the ad break

What. The. ****?

[TheStig]

Men against boys so far but no end product for the grown ups.

Worrying

[Joe King]

HT Barcelona 0-0 Man Utd

The well anticipated semi final got off to a sensational start when Man Utd were given a penalty for handball in the first 90 seconds. Only one man could step up, the man who runs like a chicken with **** up his arse, yes, Ronald McDildo. To the sheer surprise of everyone, he missed.

Since then, it has been a very dominant display for the Catalan side who drew at the weekend. Barcelona have been able to contain United in their own half for large spells of the first half however have failed to really test Van Der Flap.

[RhylRed]

HT Barcelona 0-0 Man Utd

The well anticipated semi final got off to a sensational start when Man Utd were given a penalty for handball in the first 90 seconds. Only one man could step up, the man who runs like a chicken with **** up his arse, yes, Ronald McDildo. To the sheer surprise of everyone, he missed.

Since then, it has been a very dominant display for the Catalan side who drew at the weekend. Barcelona have been able to contain United in their own half for large spells of the first half however have failed to really test Van Der Flap.

good half time report!!! Ronald McDildo