Or lack off 
Can't remember the names of the two pub teams - but there is a pub team from Norris Green and a team from Croxteth that play each other in a Sunday league. Apparently when they met at the start of the season it all went off - about 500 or so people watching, it kicked off and the match was abandoned.
Anyway yesterday was the reply and my mate in the police got drafted in with a few others to 'police' this sunday league game. Again about 500 or so people watching and as you could imagine a very tasty match.
My mates sees this merc parked up, he said it was some crazy sports merc like one he has never seen all kitted up etc - so he calls through with the number plate and it comes back as not registeterd. So he thinks it's probably some dealers car and he is about too call up to get it towed etc when some little scally ******* comes running over, scales a 10ft security fence with spikes on the top and shouts to my mate that it is his merc. And who is it, none other than Wayne Rooney. So my mate said, thought u were injured - rooney just laughed, showed the docs etc for the vehicle and jumped back over the fence and ran back to watch the footie with the 500 or so crowd in the middle of croxteth park.
just thought i would share that with you

Can't remember the names of the two pub teams - but there is a pub team from Norris Green and a team from Croxteth that play each other in a Sunday league. Apparently when they met at the start of the season it all went off - about 500 or so people watching, it kicked off and the match was abandoned.
Anyway yesterday was the reply and my mate in the police got drafted in with a few others to 'police' this sunday league game. Again about 500 or so people watching and as you could imagine a very tasty match.
My mates sees this merc parked up, he said it was some crazy sports merc like one he has never seen all kitted up etc - so he calls through with the number plate and it comes back as not registeterd. So he thinks it's probably some dealers car and he is about too call up to get it towed etc when some little scally ******* comes running over, scales a 10ft security fence with spikes on the top and shouts to my mate that it is his merc. And who is it, none other than Wayne Rooney. So my mate said, thought u were injured - rooney just laughed, showed the docs etc for the vehicle and jumped back over the fence and ran back to watch the footie with the 500 or so crowd in the middle of croxteth park.
just thought i would share that with you
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