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    #16
    Originally posted by badpiggy View Post
    dunno - vidic is a stone heavier and serbian.
    Ah but he's a bleeder. Cut the cunt and it would be over

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      #17
      Originally posted by NICKZS View Post
      Ah but he's a bleeder. Cut the cunt and it would be over
      not necessarily...



      Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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        #18

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          #19
          Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post


          It would be a high quality brawl, no doubt. Tough to call a winner.

          Tale of the tape:

          Height:

          Skrtel - 6'4
          Vidic - 6'2

          Weight:

          Skrtel - 12st 4lbs
          Vidic - 13st 2lbs

          Mighty tattoos:

          Skrtel - **** loads
          Vidic - none
          Vidic is 11 lb more heavier than Skrtel. Skrtel is 173 lb (super middleweight) and Vidic is 184 lb (light heavyweight). Skrtel however has 2" on Vidic.

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            #20
            Originally posted by Ben Tover View Post
            Vidic is 11 lb more heavier than Skrtel. Skrtel is 173 lb (super middleweight) and Vidic is 184 lb (light heavyweight). Skrtel however has 2" on Vidic.
            i was wondering what shaggy's bizarre hieroglyphics meant
            Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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              #21
              Originally posted by Ben Tover View Post
              Vidic is 11 lb more heavier than Skrtel. Skrtel is 173 lb (super middleweight) and Vidic is 184 lb (light heavyweight). Skrtel however has 2" on Vidic.


              Thanks for spelling out precisely what I'd entered in the post you quoted.
              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                #22
                Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post


                Thanks for spelling out precisely what I'd entered in the post you quoted.
                I thought I would put it in a proper boxing commentating style thingy. You know what am trying to say, no?

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by Ben Tover View Post
                  I thought I would put it in a proper boxing commentating style thingy. You know what am trying to say, no?
                  is it that skrtel is 2 inches taller but 11 lbs lighter than vidic?
                  Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by badpiggy View Post
                    is it that skrtel is 2 inches taller but 11 lbs lighter than vidic?
                    Shat it you.

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                      #25


                      nothing like indulging oneself with a bit of tomcuntery
                      Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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                        #26
                        Never heard that word before.

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by Ben Tover View Post
                          Never heard that word before.
                          it's a play on an older word, this word being tomfoolery (meaning to act the jackanape). i cunningly inserted the word "cunt" in the location where "fool" normally resides. put another more mathematical way:

                          tomfoolery + cunt - fool = tomcuntery

                          of which this post is another example.
                          Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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                            #28
                            He has showed some seriously good form this year. Finally settled into the chelsea setup.
                            Dare we believe

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                              #29
                              Ballack has always been a quality player. I was very dissapointed he wen to the Chavs on a free. He would of been perfect for us
                              "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                              "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by Harveybirdman View Post
                                Ballack has always been a quality player. I was very dissapointed he wen to the Chavs on a free. He would of been perfect for us
                                Correct
                                If you've lost your faith in love and music the end won't be long

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