Very interesting selection of names doing the rounds for............

[Van Halen]

.........Russia.

Some people obviously have far too much time on their hands?? Perhaps easier for Tyldesley and Motson to pronounce??

FULL RUSSIAN SQUAD TEAM AND NAMES 2007/2008

GOALKEEPER

*Vukov

DEFENDERS

*Pizov
*Sodov
*Jerkov
*Tossov

MIDFIELD

*Whuduyunikabolokov
*Onyerbakyubich
*Rufanredibich
*pistupbich
*Hornibitch
*Sadbich

FORWARDS

*Arsehavin
*Pubeshavin
*Pitshavin
*Ringshavin
*Beardov
*Mustachov