Gary Neville

[Shaggy]

http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=13383&highlight=akabusi

[Sisterstiffticket]

Thanks Lads...very funny.

[Shaggy]

[ronanm]

They have it 3 times now. I would have thought Fergiescum would have stepped down after winning the CL, but the old codger (with the shrivellled todger) lookslike he'll hang onto defend it. Let's hope they don't retain it - if they do, the 5 times boast will look a bit silly and that's all we have to beat them with these days

[Sisterstiffticket]

Hey, wasn't that the banner Neville Neville put up at the end of the street for Gary's birthday?

[Parm]

They have it 3 times now. I would have thought Fergiescum would have stepped down after winning the CL, but the old codger (with the shrivellled todger) lookslike he'll hang onto defend it. Let's hope they don't retain it - if they do, the 5 times boast will look a bit silly and that's all we have to beat them with these days

18 times.

[BFG]

Anyone see him on Sky Sports News sitting beside Fergie at the press conference?

See the ****ing head on him, arms crossed acting the hard man, giving the journo's big evil stares.

He think he's Fergie's new assistant or something? Complete wally that man

Stranger things have happened mate.

[ronanm]

18 times.

I don't want to sound like a Scum fan, but 18 years

[Robbie-9-Fowler]

I was just made up the inbred gave away a penalty on his return

[Darth Marty]

yeah.

god i dont want to say this but i have a grudging respect for neville as he is a manc through and through, if i played for Liverpool i would be like him (in so much as id make no secret of my hatred for the mancs) and to be fair at least he doesnt sit on the fence like some. He hates us, we hate him, but somewhere in amongst all of that I actually dont hate him!

[Chrono]

yeah.

god i dont want to say this but i have a grudging respect for neville as he is a manc through and through, if i played for Liverpool i would be like him (in so much as id make no secret of my hatred for the mancs) and to be fair at least he doesnt sit on the fence like some. He hates us, we hate him, but somewhere in amongst all of that I actually dont hate him!

I still hate him but I get where you are coming from and as you say much prefer that to a fence sitter. As much as I wanted to smash his face when he ran at us celebrating I would hate for that not to happen. I would expect the same from Gerrard!

[Woobus]

unless it's associated with the 'nomads' of course (Another insulting term we use to describe the goonerscum)

Lol I remember reading a story and why they got the name Nomads, and the expression "as sick as a parrot" came from when they did move.

[PTP]

this thread needs some gary neville diaries

Friday
Put the cones out for Sir today and he glanced at me. Made me feel special. He never looks at Phil like that. Told Mum and she said I have to share but that's not fair because I got to the cones first. Moustache looks a bit thicker today.


Saturday
Won today but I didn't play :-( Watched MUTV all night to see whether Sir said he missed me. Am sure they edited it out. Hung out with Rio until he told me to 'go away innit'. Will tell Sir tomorrow. Deffo not a penalty today - gave that girl Boa Morte a nasty stare after the game to let him know that I know. Man in wheelchair laughed at my moustache. Cried myself to sleep.

Sunday
Took Sir an apple. But Weasley :-) gave him a bottle of red wine so he'll probably play on Tuesday. Creep. Went to Mum's for dinner but she tried to make me eat sprouts and then laughed when I banged my fists on the kitchen lino. She won't laugh again. Read Sir's book in bed. Coloured in moustache with marker. Looks manly.

Monday
Rained at training. Marker wasn't permanent.

Tuesday (early)
Playing tonight so was definitely worth washing bibs for Sir. Looked at papers and I was in them again! Will put in scrapbook. So glad I said Porto don't act like men. Am really getting good at this mind games business. Photo on back of The Sun made my moustache look thin but Mum says it's just the ink. She says I look handsome.

Tuesday (late)
Not fair. Not fair. Not fair. It was a goal and we should of won and someone pushed me and someone tried to hurt Ronaldo and the girls dived on the floor and the referee blew the whistle before we could score and they celebrated in front of OUR fans and that made me so angry but I had to go and tell the TV that they deserved it (they didn't and I had my fingers crossed. Ha!). It's just not fair because we're the best team in the whole wide world.

Have given Philip a Chinese burn for that free-kick and told Sir to sell him.

Wednesday
Sir not happy today. He didn't even cheer up when I gave him my drawing. Wonder if he'll put it on his fridge with the others? Saw a small boy laughing at me so held him down until he said that Manchester United were the best team in the whole wide world. Feel better now. Bought some Re-Gane and put on top lip. Can't wait until the morning to see my bushy, manly 'tache.

Thursday
Phoned David to ask him to ask Elton about hair transplants. He said he was, "too busy preparing for the quarter-finals of the Champions League". Am going to tell Sir and then I'm going to fly to Spain and then hold him down until he says that Manchester United are the best team in the whole wide world. And I'm going to take back the Man United sovereign ring I sent him for Christmas.

Update: Mum says I can't go to Spain.