Ronaldo out on the pull

[meffin]

hes got darker legs than dave benson phillips

[Pablo]

It does seem that way.

The only person I know who has anything good to say about him (not his football) is an extremely camp Tottenham supporting mate of mine but I'm sure he's only doing it to piss me off. "What's everyones problem with him, it's just cos he's good looking."

Just a heads up on this one mate, just in case he tries it on, I have a sneaking suspicion your extremely camp mate may well be a homo. Hope this helps.

[BFG]

Just a heads up on this one mate, just in case he tries it on, I have a sneaking suspicion your extremely camp mate may well be a homo. Hope this helps.

He's actually quite popular with the ladies mate but he knows I'm not in any case so there's no problem there.

[zimbo]

Sergio Ramos bangs Ronaldo's girl

How much importance is actually to be placed on such gossip, even if true, is another matter entirely. As Cristiano and Nereida were not an item back then it hardly seems to be a make-or-break factor.

On the importance-ometer, its just above Lindsay Lohan doing a bit of photocopying but still a few places behind Amy Winehouse winking at a traffic warden.

[Mike]

Got a tan like David Dickinson

Surely that has been photoshopped, shorts are truly shocking, nice shades though

[Guest]

That's appalling.

The guy is a complete poof. (Not that I'm against gays or whatever)

[Shaggy]

What a ****ing ponce.

[MrsB]

He's actually quite popular with the ladies mate but he knows I'm not in any case so there's no problem there.

Objection! He's a hideous c*nt.

[anfieldanfield]

Quite obviously not real.

[Kenneth]

No wonder Tevez wants him to go, he must be terrified every time he goesd into the showers with that about.

Yeah, I'm sure Tevez is a hom boy favorite.

[Woobus]

Yeah, I'm sure Tevez is a hom boy favorite.

I doubt he would be to picky when it comes to men, he seems to go down on every tackle.

[Pablo]

I doubt he would be to picky when it comes to men, he seems to go down on every tackle.

[Vermilion]

It was this from him......



Which led to this response from him......

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wouldyouhititcristian1.jpg

http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/shorts.jpg

Cristiano Ronaldo exacts revenge on Sergio Ramos
Bitter rivalry channelled via the medium of hideous shorts

http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.ph...n-sergio-ramos

[NICKZS]

Quite obviously not real.

Why not? He's in Hollywood at the moment, apparently, and that restaurant couldn't look more Hollywood if it tried. I just think it's a brilliantly opportunistic shot of the ladyboy.

[Shaggy]

Quite obviously not real.

They're very real mate. Other pics from the same holiday have been splashed all over some of today's papers.

Apparently.