Ronaldo out on the pull

[The Erectile Banana]

Really?

That's shocking.

The first ladyboy to grace the Premiership?

Or the second after our own Milan Baros?

[BrooklynRed]

Why not? He's in Hollywood at the moment, apparently, and that restaurant couldn't look more Hollywood if it tried. I just think it's a brilliantly opportunistic shot of the ladyboy.

Restaurant?
No.

LINK

[Parm]

cripes, he's browner than me!
btw have you seen the quality of the birds he's been pulling thgis summer, ladyboy or not, there have been some corkers!

[BrooklynRed]

What I want to know is... how have those ankles not been broken yet?!?! Shocking.

[NICKZS]

Restaurant?
No.

LINK

I thought it was a dodgy-looking American cafe. Is that on Beverly Hills or something then?

[anfieldanfield]

They're very real mate. Other pics from the same holiday have been splashed all over some of today's papers.

Apparently.

In which case he's a vain, metrosexual, ****ish looking, arrogant cunt.

[NICKZS]

In which case he's a vain, metrosexual, ****ish looking, arrogant cunt.

We didn't need pictures to prove that, in fairness.

[cadmium]

Quite funny that he's standing there on crutches and the sign says watch your step

Still looks like a cnut though

[Leyton388]

Sucky sucky five dollar all the way 7 dollar!!!!

Me love you long time

[Robbie-9-Fowler]

when i first saw it i was thinking theres no chance thats real... but now am just happy it's that idiot and not one of our players.


ALSO.. he's only got one eyebrow

[Bender]

Sucky sucky five dollar all the way 7 dollar!!!!

Me love you long time

Baby you like american dollars