Looks like Fat Fwank won't have any pizza this season

[The Erectile Banana]

Did you not see my attack on beards yesterday? Heavy stuff.

SSN reported that Inter would try and make an offer that Chelsea couldn't refuse with only a year left on his contract, but as Maureen well knows (which is why they've given up) that is nonsense. They'd rather turn down £30m and keep him there for the reasons I suggested.

A mockery, I tell you. Mockery.

Helios your rants are worthy of the great Knight of the Sorry Face Don Quixote De La Mancha.

[Helios Creed]

I did read your anti-beard ravings and responded robustly.

You've got to admit it's quite an achievement by Chelsea to succeed in making Premiership football even more sordid, grubby and distasteful than it already is.

I'd hardly call blaming our failure to win a Prem on our lack of players sporting chin fuzz "robust"...

[Helios Creed]

Helios your rants are worthy of the great Knight of the Sorry Face Don Quixote De La Mancha.

You are an inappropriately tightly-shorted, hirsute gentleman, Sir.

I'm off to do a little tilting.

[Neil Young]

I'd hardly call blaming our failure to win a Prem on our lack of players sporting chin fuzz "robust"...

No, neither would I really. But I do think football needs more bearded players (proper beards; not those D'Artagnan fripperies sported by Robert "waddles like a duck" Pires et al).

[The Erectile Banana]

You are an inappropriately tightly-shorted, hirsute gentleman, Sir.

I'm off to do a little tilting.

Watch out for foul enchanters brave Sir Knight!

[Helios Creed]

Watch out for foul enchanters brave Sir Knight!

Thank you for your chivalrous and honourable words, however I must confess I meant to type "I'm off to do a little tiling".

[Parm]

Deco signing looks a bit strange now. Is Big Phil planning to field Lampard, Ballack AND Deco in the same line up?

Bit narrow that, innit.

along with Essien and Mikel!!
unless he wants to push deco a bi further forward?