Chelsea to make major announcement at 5pm!

[Parm]

Lampard signs new contract

Wow big ****ing deal

and for 5 yrs, wow
personalyl i dont see why they would want to keep him for that long,but hey its their moeny

[Pacman]

bellends

Perfectly put my friend.

[Reece]

Epic LULZ directed at Chelsea

If we think it was an anti-climax imagine how their fans are feeling

[Cormack74]

Epic LULZ directed at Chelsea

If we think it was an anti-climax imagine how their fans are feeling

What's a LULZ mate, I really can't keep up with this internet babble?

[Jayesh87]

Breaking news on ssn... I bet it's regarding Kaka.

[marcus50bucks]

[dom9]

flmao at this thread.

[Reece]

What's a LULZ mate, I really can't keep up with this internet babble?

lulz: "lulz" is a corruption of LOL. lulz is often used as a noun — e.g. "for the lulz" ("for laughs").[21][22][23] Especially used to denote laughter at another's expense.

[dom9]

What's a LULZ mate, I really can't keep up with this internet babble?

or terminology it seems.

lulz: "lulz" is a corruption of LOL. lulz is often used as a noun — e.g. "for the lulz" ("for laughs").[21][22][23] Especially used to denote laughter at another's expense.

Not that I have a clue about these things.

[Barnie7]

i would think its a five contract so they would (Chelski) get a bigger fee if he decides to move in the next couple of years

[Red_Polo]

Will people never learn? ****ing everything is 'breaking news' of Earth shattering proportions on SSN.

[-V-]

£150,000 x 52 x 5= £39 Million FFS is that right?

[Pablo]

Ah well, **** 'em. Kaka is class but you never know, it might not work out for him over here. I guarantee he won't have the same impact as Torres.

[Sisterstiffticket]

Could be. It says on there official site:

"Chelsea TV will be breaking into its published schedule tonight to bring you a world exclusive Chelsea story in a Blues News Special at 5pm."

Pissed myself here laughing. Average Fat ******* doesn't move! World exclusive my arse!!!

Fat Fwank said in the interview that after the support he received from his team mates after his old girl 'bought the farm' meant everything to him.
"You don't want to leave mates like that"....No?

Well it took him ****ing long enough to work that one out!

What an overrated, self important **** this fat ******* is.

Come on you SPURS!
**** them *******s over!!!