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Big apology to our nice Spurs fan, but I reckon since you have won a game now you can take it, stumbled across these today, some are funny.
i met this really kinky girl last night. 'humiliate me,' she said ... So i bought her a tottenham shirt
haringey council has blocked tottenham's plans to build a new ground on northumberland park. A town hall source said: 'we don't mind having a funfair there once a year, but a circus every fortnight is a bit much.'
'i was playing scrabble and had enough letters to make 'tottenham hotspur football club'. I was gutted when i found out it was only worth two points.'
tesco are releasing new oxo cubes in spurs colours. Customers are told to look out for laughing stocks.
A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. 'what about your parents?' asks the social worker. 'no, they beat me,' says the boy. 'what about your grandparents?' says the social worker. 'no, they beat me even harder!' says the boy. 'well ... Where do you want to stay then?' replies the social worker. 'tottenham,' says the boy. 'they don't beat anyone.
What do a toothpick and tottenham have in common? They both have two points
juande ramos, shortly after another training session, comments to the head groundsman at white hart lane how impressive the pitch is looking. 'it ought to,' replies the groundsman. 'we put 70 million quid's worth of manure on it every week.'
i just went down to the newsagents and bought tottenham hotspur magazine. Thank goodness they had porn mags to hide it in.
What does a spurs fan do after he sees his team win? Turns off the xbox
after leaving san siro, jose mourinho was asked if he was going to help spurs get out of their slump. He turned around and said, 'no way, i ain't that special'.
Apparently the entire tottenham squad have been busy honing their skills playing the computer game championship manager. Sadly it seems juande misunderstood and thinks they want to play for a championship manager.
Contrary to what you may think, spurs are the strongest team in the league at the moment. Sure, aren't they holding everyone else up?
What do the premier league and a cowboy have in common? They both have spurs at their feet.
A man was found dead floating in the thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and a spurs shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the spurs shirt to save the family embarrassment.
What would an improved version of spurs be called? Newcastle united.
Did you hear that juande ramos was clocked doing 169mph on the m1 coming back from stoke? Apparently he was just so desperate for three points.
Is it just me or are spurs the team to beat this season? Everyone's at it.
A man is sitting in a pub with his jack russell dog one sunday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner: 'stoke city 2, tottenham hotspur 1,' reads the announcer. Suddenly the jack russell jumps up and shouts out, 'oh, no, not again.' the shocked landlord says, 'that's amazing. Why did he say that when it was announced that tottenham lost?' 'because he's a spurs supporter,' the dog's owner replies. The landlord then asks what the dog says when tottenham win a match, to which the man replies, 'i don't know. I've only had him six months.'
when a groggy vedran corluka regained consciousness in the ambulance leaving the britannia stadium on sunday he asked medical staff who he was. On being told he played football for tottenham hotspur he lapsed into a coma.
All trains through white hart lane have been cancelled due to a massive points failure.
What's the difference between juande ramos and a cowboy? A cowboy wears spurs on his boots whereas ramos is a poo manager.
What does thfc stand for? Tottenham heading for the championship.
A little boy gets £10 for his birthday and rushes down to the sports shop to buy the new football he has been desperate for. He gives the ball to the shopkeeper, who says, 'sorry, son, this ball is £20. You only have £10'. The boy says, 'ok, if you blindfold me and i can guess the name of the club on any ball, will you give it to me for £10?' he agrees and gives the boy an arsenal ball. 'i can hear cannons blasting, so it's an arsenal ball.' next he gives him a millwall ball: 'i hear lions, so it's millwall.' amazed, the shopkeeper says, 'get this and you can have it for nothing.' the boy listens and says spurs. The man asks if he's heard a c0ckerel. 'no,' says the boy. 'it's going down.'
what's the difference between bigfoot and the spurs defence? Bigfoot has been spotted several times.
Spurs have been forced to rename their ground 'white lane' because their 'hart' was surgically removed when berbatov and keane were sold.Comment
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Not according to Fabregas.Originally posted by JohnDoe View PostCongrats
They'll go on and beat Arsenal now, mark these words.
Gunners midfielder Cesc Fabregas says north London rivals Tottenham would struggle to beat Arsenal's Ladies side.
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Not looking 4ward to the Lane on Saturday personally.Substance > StyleComment
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FLMAO @ Cesc. He's gonna get a heavy challenge early on tonight I think
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Doesnt sound like Cesc to say that, but then agan, nothing wrong with a clash of words before the game. Will make it even sweeter.Comment
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I'm dreading it and hoping they beat Arsenal and get into a comfort zone by the time they play us.Originally posted by ronanm View PostComment
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yeah, i agree, thats the best outcome. Other than that a particularly crushing defeat, 6-0 or something.Originally posted by JohnDoe View Post
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How you liking Harry Rednose now?
At half time, Jamie Redknapp was defending Spurs like his dad was managing it. Oh. He was defending more than Liverpool, lets put it like that.Comment
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Well done Spurs.
Didn't win but that draw was a win in many ways.
They'll be happy and confident playing us, which means we'll **** them back to reality.Comment
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Yep. Let them come out with confidence and try to play their football against us. We will throw Torres, Keane, Mascherano, Agger and Riera back into the team and teach them a lessonComment
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It was 4-2 when I turned the pc off!
WHAT THE **** HAPPENED.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
****ing beauty.
Bring on the bloody scou....
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"I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"
"of all the seasons...of ALL the bloody seasons...
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Sours have just announced that they paln to build a new 60,000 seater stadium. Looks like even spurs will get a new ground before us
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Suprised me that they would announce something like that in this climate, how are they paying for that?Originally posted by liverpooltj View PostSours have just announced that they paln to build a new 60,000 seater stadium. Looks like even spurs will get a new ground before us* The above is posted in my opinion. Feel free to disagree.Comment
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heard that this morning at bout 7 bells. fair play to them"Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.
"Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."
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