Tottenham Hotspur

[dom9]

Looks like an awful of work left to do before his stadium opens

[Tee]

The toilet seat roof is brilliant, genius in fact

[dom9]

The big ****ter

[Liverpool]

Do we get the points if their stadium isn't ready for our game?

[Norbs]

The toilet seat roof is brilliant, genius in fact

Must've been designed by a Gooner

[Assassin]

Hopefully, our game will be posponed. It will be a lottery playing on a newly laid pitch

[dom9]

Hopefully, our game will be posponed. It will be a lottery playing on a newly laid pitch

It's not just any old pitch.

Its a retractable pitch which is wheeled in on massive pallets.

[Assassin]

It's not just any old pitch.

Its a retractable pitch which is wheeled in on massive pallets.

Yes I saw that in rthe design. Once it is retracted, whats the plan? Car boot sales?

It could be said that it would be better being any old pitch

Newly laid turf, just thinking it will be unstable, maybe loose, bumpy and also irregular bounces with the ball

[dom9]

Gridiron

[Bender]

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[Cormack74]

Looks like there are going to be some substantial over run penalties for the contractor.

[dom9]

Looks like there are going to be some substantial over run penalties for the contractor.

Or on the other hand, it might explain where the transfer kitty has gone.

[Cormack74]

Or on the other hand, it might explain where the transfer kitty has gone.

Good point . . maybe it's the QS who'll be the one before the firing squad.

[Deano]

Might be wrong here, but I'm sure the Stadium certificate has to be in place before tickets can be sold for any event ?

If so, they running late...

[Buzzo]

Moneys too tight to mention.

Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino says he does not know if the club will sign any players before the transfer window closes on 9 August.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45019214