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    Tiago/ Everton

    Juventus midfielder Tiago wants a move to the Spanish Liga and made that clear to Juventus team president Cobolli Gigli.

    Cobolli Gigli accepted an offer from Everton instead and told Tiago to move there. So what did Tiago do when he found out he was being transfered to Everton???
    He locked Team President Cobolli Gigli in a bathroom to stop the transfer happening
    " Noooooo don't send me to Everton"

    From Sky Italia-
    “The story of me being locked in the toilet by Tiago is true,” confessed Cobolli Gigli live on Sky Italia television.

    “It's a shame it got out, as this was something I told a friend in confidence. In any case, Alessandro Del Piero responded to the noise of me punching the door and offered to break it down.

    “I told him it was better if someone else did it, as he needed to keep his shoulders in good shape for the Fiorentina game.”

    #2
    that's hilarious
    Justice for the 96

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      #3
      Flmao

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        #4

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          #5
          Someone gotta post this on a toffee site. Make it a sticky!
          "I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"



          "of all the seasons...of ALL the bloody seasons...

          www.disclosureproject.org

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            #6
            I can just see the conversation now....

            Cobolli Gigli and Tiago are having a piss. Side by side, at Gigli's request.

            Tiago "So, wha's da good news then boss"?

            gigli - "Tiago?. We hava da transfer for you"

            Tiago - "Ah Boss. I kissa your feet. I kissa ..."

            Gigli - "Wait wait...it not Juve, No"

            Tiago - "Wot. I said I wanna Juve or i keel you!"

            Gigli - "No, tiago...wait" It's Leeverpool"

            Tiago - "Eh? Leeverpool, you say? Leeverpool want me? Tiago? After wat I did at Citee? Wow. "

            Gigli - "Well, when I say Leeverpool, I meen de CITY of Leeverpool"

            Tiago - "Que? When you say, 'de city'....what...colour shirt...might I wear?

            Gigli - "Well, It's a sorta red. Yes, a dark red. Soooo dark, in fact, that in certain light, it can look...well, sorta, blue."

            Tiago - BLUE?

            Gigli - "In certain light, yes"

            Tiago - And...what sort of light"

            Gigli - Well...as you ask...a sort of....daylight"

            Tiago - "It's Efirtin, init. It's ****it efirtin. You fucit ****. I keel you you send me there you ****it *******s. I no ****it go there ****it toffee boy bum bandidos. I lock you in ****it toilet and you die you ****its"

            Well......wouldn't you!
            "I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"



            "of all the seasons...of ALL the bloody seasons...

            www.disclosureproject.org

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              #7
              Originally posted by Sisterstiffticket View Post
              I can just see the conversation now....

              Cobolli Gigli and Tiago are having a piss. Side by side, at Gigli's request.

              Tiago "So, wha's da good news then boss"?

              gigli - "Tiago?. We hava da transfer for you"

              Tiago - "Ah Boss. I kissa your feet. I kissa ..."

              Gigli - "Wait wait...it not Juve, No"

              Tiago - "Wot. I said I wanna Juve or i keel you!"

              Gigli - "No, tiago...wait" It's Leeverpool"

              Tiago - "Eh? Leeverpool, you say? Leeverpool want me? Tiago? After wat I did at Citee? Wow. "

              Gigli - "Well, when I say Leeverpool, I meen de CITY of Leeverpool"

              Tiago - "Que? When you say, 'de city'....what...colour shirt...might I wear?

              Gigli - "Well, It's a sorta red. Yes, a dark red. Soooo dark, in fact, that in certain light, it can look...well, sorta, blue."

              Tiago - BLUE?

              Gigli - "In certain light, yes"

              Tiago - And...what sort of light"

              Gigli - Well...as you ask...a sort of....daylight"

              Tiago - "It's Efirtin, init. It's ****it efirtin. You fucit ****. I keel you you send me there you ****it *******s. I no ****it go there ****it toffee boy bum bandidos. I lock you in ****it toilet and you die you ****its"

              Well......wouldn't you!
              that's quality mate
              Justice for the 96

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                #8
                Thanks CD...yes, it tickled me but as my sig says....
                "I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"



                "of all the seasons...of ALL the bloody seasons...

                www.disclosureproject.org

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                  #9
                  In other Bitters News, I see that they tried to import a deadly brazillian striker...


                  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...o-bananas.html

                  jD

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