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    A Letter to Bendtner from Nike

    Dear Nicklas,

    We are writing to you today to inform you that we are terminating the contract that allows you to wear our new Nike Mercurial Vapor Rosa boots





    At Nike we worked long and hard on the celebrated pink boots and each time we see a player sporting the Rosas all of us here at Nike feel a great sense of pride.





    However, here at Nike we believe in sticking to our word above all else. To us there is nothing worse than breaking a promise. I must now point you in the direction of our press release for the Rosas.

    “The Mercurial Vapor is the boot of choice for some of the fastest and most prolific strikers in football today."


    While we certainly admire your stand-out confidence Nicklas, we feel that we may have been a bit rash when handing you the Rosas. We feel that though you have a lot of potential it would not be fair to class you as one of the “most prolific strikers in football today”.





    We understand that you will be hugely disappointed by this notification but we must act in the best interests of Nike and currently your performances are slowly beginning to tarnish the pristine reputation of this company.





    We greeted your goal against Dynamo Kiev with many a cheer in the Nike office as your first goal in the Rosas was awaited with baited breath. But despite this, the glaring one-on-one chances that you squandered against Burnley eclipsed the small success of the Kiev goal.




    At Nike, we view teamwork as a holy principle that should not be voided by any callous individual. On Tuesday, it was apparent that you were going out of your way to run around in circles instead of playing simple balls to your teammates. There were flashes of potential, but once again these stood in the shadow of your painfully clear errors.





    We can understand some of your frustration in playing in the Carling Cup, but what you must realise is that you put on a display of incompetence and petulance that shamed you, your team and most importantly the sacred Rosas.





    Here at Nike we can no longer associate our showcase product with your sub-par finishing and misplaced arrogance.





    It is with a deep sense of sadness (rarely is our judgment so poor) that we have decided to terminate your association with the Nike Mercurial Vapor Rosa boots. You must turn in your boots to your nearest Nike outlet and resume play with your previous model. If you are seen to be wearing the Rosas again within a ten mile radius of Arsenal’s training ground or the Emirates Stadium, then you will be contacted by our legal team.




    Wishing you all the best on your Rosa-less future.

    Nike
    i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

    #2
    eh
    "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

    "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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      #3


      He's not the best is he, bless him.

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        #4
        He is **** innit?!!

        Love the boots though!
        "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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          #5
          Why would someone write that? A dozen paragraphs and the 'joke' is that 'you're not very good'
          Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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            #6
            Originally posted by Operation View Post
            Why would someone write that? A dozen paragraphs and the 'joke' is that 'you're not very good'
            oh cheer up u miserable ol' *******
            i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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              #7
              Originally posted by Operation View Post
              Why would someone write that? A dozen paragraphs and the 'joke' is that 'you're not very good'
              Calm down Nicklas!

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                #8
                Originally posted by PTP View Post
                oh cheer up u miserable ol' *******
                Maybe I am getting too old for this stuff. You could have broken the news a bit more subtly though.
                Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Operation View Post
                  Maybe I am getting too old for this stuff. You could have broken the news a bit more subtly though.
                  fair enough - I apologise - I think if u had seen bendnter dreadful performance the other night, then noticied he wore pink boots, and then read the 'letter' which was from a blog on the guardians website, - then like me, you too would have chuckled

                  i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by PTP View Post
                    fair enough - I apologise - I think if u had seen bendnter dreadful performance the other night, then noticied he wore pink boots, and then read the 'letter' which was from a blog on the guardians website, - then like me, you too would have chuckled


                    Reading between the lines of your post I deduce that you also wear pink boots.

                    A humble guy with healthy desire.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by The Erectile Banana View Post
                      Reading between the lines of your post I deduce that you also wear pink boots.

                      Are you insinuating PTP enjoys the old 'horesplay'?
                      We come not to play.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Imy View Post
                        Are you insinuating PTP enjoys the old 'horesplay'?
                        Pink boots and 'horseplay' needn't go hand in hand.

                        A humble guy with healthy desire.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by The Erectile Banana View Post
                          Reading between the lines of your post I deduce that you also wear pink boots.

                          - unfortunatley when i purchased my boots this season the pink ones were not available, but thanks to some sticky back plastic and double sided tape i was able to decorate them with swarovski crystals and used a pink highlighter to give the boots that bling bling fo' so' look that i see the kids on the street trying to emulate - brap brap rude boy!
                          i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by PTP View Post
                            - unfortunatley when i purchased my boots this season the pink ones were not available, but thanks to some sticky back plastic and double sided tape i was able to decorate them with swarovski crystals and used a pink highlighter to give the boots that bling bling fo' so' look that i see the kids on the street trying to emulate - brap brap rude boy!



                            Is there no end to your talents?
                            A humble guy with healthy desire.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by The Erectile Banana View Post


                              Is there no end to your talents?
                              seriously - i amaze myself sometimes
                              i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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