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    Newcastle United striker Shola Ameobi called the police to report a burglary at his home before realising it was just very messy.

    The 27-year-old thought thieves had broken in to his £500,000 house in the city's Jesmond district.

    He phoned police and detailed several items that were missing. A police source told the Daily Mirror: "We were told thieves had taken a number of things, the most important one being the chequebook.

    "Given what soccer stars earn, that was obviously a matter of great concern."

    However, Ameobi subsequently admitted his mistake and found the 'stolen' items amid household clutter.

    "We got a call back saying nothing was missing after all," said the source. "Perhaps he had had a party and the place just looked as if it had been burgled."

    A police spokesman confirmed: "We received a report of a theft from a house in Jesmond but it appears to have been a genuine misunderstanding."

    Ameobi, who has been a Newcastle player since 2000, has scored three goals in 14 Premier League games this season.

    #2
    ****ing genius.
    i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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      #3
      wasted!

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        #4
        A mistake anyone in my uni house could have made.
        "My commitment to Liverpool is 100 per cent. I would die for that Liverpool shirt. I think the club loves me and I feel the same, no matter what the situation." - Pepe Reina, Nov '09.

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          #5
          I bet Ameobi wasn't "clear" when he came home.

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            #6
            I have had the opposite today...

            AF and his missus popped round the other week, so I tidied like mad... now I can't find stuff... I.E. today, the memory cards for my SLR... d'oh!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Paul.S View Post
              I have had the opposite today...

              AF and his missus popped round the other week, so I tidied like mad... now I can't find stuff... I.E. today, the memory cards for my SLR... d'oh!
              Funnily enough, I picked up a cheap memory card for a SLR on ebay. It had some saucy pics on it saucy for computer geeks, some new souped up server or summat (insert crackoff smiley)

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                #8
                what a ****ing dickhead.

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                  #9
                  That reminds me of a fellow i used to work,
                  He had lots of cash and was also a bit of an alcho, he would go in to bars a few times a day for a couple of very quick ones and then do a bit of work "selling property" and so on, then go on the piss for the night.
                  One morning he woke up to find that his 4x4 was nicked from outside his house, so he called the cops, they called out to the house and got all the details.
                  So after a bit of an investigation, "not too long" the 4x4 was located behind the cop shop,
                  The cops that were on duty the night before had taken it off him and done him for drink driving.
                  He was so pissed he never remembered a thing

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                    #10


                    What a tit.

                    You couldn't see Carl Cort doing that.
                    A humble guy with healthy desire.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by The Erectile Banana View Post

                      You couldn't see Carl Cort doing that.
                      Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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