Ronaldo crashes his Ferrari

[Scratch]

8/10

I claim no credit, got it in an email at work.

[ronanm]

Jodie Lomax, who was in a car behind, told BBC Radio Manchester: "I was driving behind going under the Manchester Airport tunnel when a Ferrari in front of me dropped a gear. It was an awesome sound. I put my window down to listen to the exhaust. It sounded absolutely superb. Then the Ferrari went straight into the wall." [/QUOTE]

Lomax you ****ing loser - rolling down your window to hear another man's exhaust is the equivalent of saying you like the smell of other blokes' ****s

[Neil Young]

see he just can't stop doing it

Well, it was quite funny.

[Slinky Skills]

He must be regretting getting his brakes done at Merseyside Ferrari.

[Slinky Skills]

Jodie Lomax, who was in a car behind, told BBC Radio Manchester: "I was driving behind going under the Manchester Airport tunnel when a Ferrari in front of me dropped a gear. It was an awesome sound. I put my window down to listen to the exhaust. It sounded absolutely superb. Then the Ferrari went straight into the wall."

Lomax you ****ing loser - rolling down your window to hear another man's exhaust is the equivalent of saying you like the smell of other blokes' ****s [/QUOTE]


The Jodie in question was a female not a male for a starters, and you're obviously not a petrol head and don't understand these things.

[ronanm]

The Jodie in question was a female not a male for a starters, and you're obviously not a petrol head and don't understand these things.

Have read in a couple of other places a Mr Lomax was on the scene. Men are called Jodie too or don't you understand these things? Was being a little sarcastic for starters but thanks for the clarification luv

[kingfunk]

Have read in a couple of other places a Mr Lomax was on the scene. Men are called Jodie too or don't you understand these things? Was being a little sarcastic for starters but thanks for the clarification luv

[Liverpool]

Why cant footballers drive their cars normally.

[Vermilion]

Why cant footballers drive their cars normally.

Do they actually do anything normally?, well, not ones like the nana driving that Ferrari.

[slimbimjim]

Jodie Lomax, who was in a car behind, told BBC Radio Manchester: "I was driving behind going under the Manchester Airport tunnel when a Ferrari in front of me dropped a gear. It was an awesome sound. I put my window down to listen to the exhaust. It sounded absolutely superb. Then the Ferrari went straight into the wall."

Yep told you. I bet he planted his foot. ****ing idiot, no appreciation for a rear wheel drive car. Should have bought a Lambo instead.

[EST_1892]

Apparently CCTV footage shows him get out of the car, walk around it for a minute surveying the damage, then throwing himself to the ground clutching his leg and rolling around.

I also heard he then shot a quick wink towards Edwin VDS when the copper told him to be on his way!


"You greasy diving little ****", the upbeat officer added. I knew you couldn't take corners.

[Fivex]

Have read in a couple of other places a Mr Lomax was on the scene. Men are called Jodie too or don't you understand these things? Was being a little sarcastic for starters but thanks for the clarification luv

This is true. A good mate of mine is called Jodie. He gets untold amounts of abuse because blokes should only ever be Jody. His mother got confused apparently

[redlancer]

haha no mine was a TVR. No traction control!

which one?

we 've all done this in tunnels - but never had 620bhp to do it with

on another note a witness said they saw a white fiat uno enter the tunnel just before him

only 2 days earlier Ronaldo was heard to say he's fallen in love with a prancing horse

[slimbimjim]

which one?

we 've all done this in tunnels - but never had 620bhp to do it with

TVR Tuscan S - The one Jeremy Clarkson used to see how fast you needed to go for the speed camera not to trigger!

[EwarWoo]

I reckon a car cut him up and he decided to swirve to avoid it, lose control and crash into the wall incase there were coppers watching. Always after the penalty